Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Last night I was carrying our dog somewhere and that piece of shit shat doggarheah all over me
Drink!
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
What doesn'`t kill me makes me atleast very very very sick
or/drunk
or/drunk
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Crap! Drunk again.
And the beat goes on... So what else is new? I told myself this is the last round and I'm going to bed but that was 2.5hrs ago!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Spent the whole day pissed off because the greasy wop mayor of this metropolis is a fucking power monger and everyone in town remains in lockdown mode on Memorial Day weekend. How pissed am I? If King Kong showed up and tried to push me around, I would bite off his big toe! That's how pissed I am.
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Yep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.
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Yeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 11:55 pmYep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.
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Yes they are a literal pain in the ass. I failed to mention that I got to be the lucky one that got to trim up his ass hair afterwards. (The dogs, not oett's).Lush City wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 12:05 amYeah, thanks for the reasons to not own a pooch and maintain it indoors. This affirms all my beliefs.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 11:55 pmYep it was funny. Shat all over oett's sweat pants and then he had to wipe the dogs ass with wet wipes. I wish that was a made up story.
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^ ^ ^ Yeah for real. Perhaps we should invent Drunkarrhea Depends. For drunks and dogs, just pick the size.
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I keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...
But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.
But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.
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CRAP!
hahahah who says that anymore?
hahahah who says that anymore?
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I know it's bullshit. Crap is a perfectly fine and under used word.
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I feel an experiment is in order. We await your results Thirsty.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 8:42 amI keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...
But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.
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Damn straight. And don't skimp on the rrhea either. We need empirical data here. More importantly, Patchez needs to know whether or not he can effectively shit his pants at work. He's a frontline Drunkard.Patchez wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2020 10:45 amI feel an experiment is in order. We await your results Thirsty.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 8:42 amI keep a box of adult sized diapers on hand, it started off as a joke...
But they aren't Depends, they are cheap generic ones, good for piss but I don't think I would trust them to contain drunkarrhea.
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