^^^ That's just cruel.
That being said, if I could do some extensive crop dusting in the wine section that would make my day.
Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Can you imagine how many times that store has already been crop dusted? They could open up a museum of bum farts.
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Remove all the labels on all the bottles in the store and then randomly rearrange them.
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Put these signs up on the door and windows.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Walk in wearing a Batman costume, say "I'm Batman" and leave without buying anything.
I would also contemplate wearing a ninja suit, then throwing smoke bombs at Nausea while I do some cool ninja flips and swipe a bottle of WT101 ninja fuel.
I would also contemplate wearing a ninja suit, then throwing smoke bombs at Nausea while I do some cool ninja flips and swipe a bottle of WT101 ninja fuel.
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Make sure Donald J Drunk gets one of those to put on his fanny pack.
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Put up police "caution" crime scene tape across the door leading to the storage room to make customers feel uncomfortable, including Nausea 'cause he doesn't know why it's there.
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Hire a sign painter to show up at 4:00 A.M. to paint the following message on the window:
ENTIRE INVENTORY
90% OFF
Then show up at opening time and demand they honor their offer. If they refuse, cite the "Thruth in Advertising Law of 1972".
ENTIRE INVENTORY
90% OFF
Then show up at opening time and demand they honor their offer. If they refuse, cite the "Thruth in Advertising Law of 1972".
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Demand a refund for that bottle with a mouse stuffed in it that was sold to me that way. Oh yes that mouse was in there alright.
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Over the course of three or four days, smuggle items into the store and place them on shelves to be sold. These items will include Nazi Porn on VHS, and autographed and framed photo of Maxine Waters, a bottle opener made from kangaroo testicles, pirated CD of "hard to find jams of 1992", "The Kiwanis Club of Greater Columbus Cookbook", a stack of AOL 3.7 start-up disks, a comb that I stole from a rastafarian, and seven bottles of my own homemade 27.5% beer.
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I'm taking home the Nazi Porn VHS. For science.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Good luck, it's Betamax.
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^ ^ ^ Don't sweat it, Naus. You're friends with enough Germans who can get you the real deal from their own personal collections.
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That empty bottle with the mouse you are returning of course.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:20 pmDemand a refund for that bottle with a mouse stuffed in it that was sold to me that way. Oh yes that mouse was in there alright.
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