You think you had the world's worst whiskey. Ooh - look over there - that motherfucker thinks he's had the world's worst whiskey. And over there - some friggin' connoisseur thinks he knows exactly what the worst whiskey ever distilled is.
You're all wrong.
This shit right here - this goddamb motherfucking Gran Legacy Canadian whiskey is the most foul shit to ever to come dripping out of a distillery.
The bastard that unleashed this shit upon the drinking public is scum not even worthy of the contempt that the lowest scum of the earth has earned. He fermented this shit in a pool of drain sludge and cheap licorice. He's laughing his ass of at the impoverished fucktards that walk into a CVS drugstore looking for cheap booze. He got us good on this one.
Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey
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Re: Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey
More like Gran Hangover.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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As an avid consumer of rotgut whiskey, I'm well acclimated to the time delay from that first horrible sip to the time when each sip is a gentle bliss. But I've been nipping at this raw sewage for almost two hours now and it's all I can do to repress a gag reflex.
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Mixed drinks became popular during prohibition because the rot gut booze being sold in most speak easies couldn't be tolerated when you drank it straight. Maybe you should take that as a sign to mix that stuff with something, like Coke or maybe club soda.Hugh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:52 pmAs an avid consumer of rotgut whiskey, I'm well acclimated to the time delay from that first horrible sip to the time when each sip is a gentle bliss. But I've been nipping at this raw sewage for almost two hours now and it's all I can do to repress a gag reflex.
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Hahahahahaha
But yeah, on the rocks with soda maybe?
Drink!
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If you took a ripe bum turd and put it on the rocks with soda, would it become any more palatable? Well, maybe I'm asking the wrong person.
Don't listen to these fucktards, Hugh. They are clueless, for you and I both know the true horrors that lurk upon the bottom shelf.
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Two years later and this 1/5 is still half full. I am determined to have it drunk tonight. Or within the next couple of nights. By the end of the month at least. Hamm's will help me.
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Good man, waste not, want not.
Everything in moderation, including moderation
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Seriously though, isn't Gran Legacy your favorite thing on the planet?
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Yeah, I'm willing to bet it's the "Canadian Whiskey" part.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:53 amSeriously though, isn't Gran Legacy your favorite thing on the planet?
Canadian Whiskey is ass to me. I'm sorry if someone on the boards like it, but it's just a sickly sweet, candy-flavored wannabe rye.
As a rye drinker, I used to always get it for Christmas because people (especially older) hear "rye" and think Canadian Whiskey. But nah, it's just wretched.
I mean, I'll still drink it, I'll just do it with resentment in my soul.
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Note to self. Get Rye a handle of Crown Royal for Christmas.
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