No Lush, this is yummyLush City wrote: ↑Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:34 pmWTF?The Belcher wrote: ↑Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:00 pmDied laughing and your chaw went flopping out like the cud of a meadow bull hit unto the unders by a gravity quake. It's only out of ire for my own idioct, after all these years. to acciddentialy drink my own chew spit the next morning after a party when I'm trying to resurrect dead soldiers.
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Rye n' Coke to super trashed Dear Booze: Dude you gotta drink some water. Go get a bottle of water.
DB: It's Friday night and I don't have to drink water.
R & C: Man just go get some. for just in case.
DB: I will right after this cocktail.
(He never did. He made a million more gin n' cherry cocktails).
DB: It's Friday night and I don't have to drink water.
R & C: Man just go get some. for just in case.
DB: I will right after this cocktail.
(He never did. He made a million more gin n' cherry cocktails).
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Gin and cherry cocktails? I was wondering what he was drinking. He was hiding in the shadows the whole time and I couldn't even see his face, let alone what he was drinking. And then there was Hugh sitting there quietly on his couch while the rest of us blabbered on.
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Sammy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 29, 2020 7:28 amGin and cherry cocktails? I was wondering what he was drinking. He was hiding in the shadows the whole time and I couldn't even see his face, let alone what he was drinking. And then there was Hugh sitting there quietly on his couch while the rest of us blabbered on.
It was some type of maraschino cherry liqueur that I'm sure someone will eventually explain.
Funny thing is Sammy...they said you have a new girlfriend and they swear it was the pink-hat wearin' Sally. BWHAHAHAHA! I said NFW. I got yer back.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Aug 29, 2020 9:08 amSammy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 29, 2020 7:28 amGin and cherry cocktails? I was wondering what he was drinking. He was hiding in the shadows the whole time and I couldn't even see his face, let alone what he was drinking. And then there was Hugh sitting there quietly on his couch while the rest of us blabbered on.
It was some type of maraschino cherry liqueur that I'm sure someone will eventually explain.
Funny thing is Sammy...they said you have a new girlfriend and they swear it was the pink-hat wearin' Sally. BWHAHAHAHA! I said NFW. I got yer back.
NOOOO. Not her!
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FKR said he lived in england for four years, from 1986 to `93.
Me and AD both immediately were like: Wait, how many years is that again?
Me and AD both immediately were like: Wait, how many years is that again?
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^^^ The first or last three years didn't count?
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...Did...did this actually happen?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:52 amRye n' Coke to super trashed Dear Booze: Dude you gotta drink some water. Go get a bottle of water.
DB: It's Friday night and I don't have to drink water.
R & C: Man just go get some. for just in case.
DB: I will right after this cocktail.
(He never did. He made a million more gin n' cherry cocktails).
Cause, this weekend was one helluva blur that I barely remember
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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I was hoping someone would be able to say whether or not he told me to 'shut the fuck up.' Cause Jesus
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No he didn't. He was too drunk. And anyway if he's gonna pull out any "STFU's", they would most definitely be directed towards oett, never you.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:57 amI was hoping someone would be able to say whether or not he told me to 'shut the fuck up.' Cause Jesus
He did however, break out his Samuel L. "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GAWD DAMN THING!" to me as usual though.
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"I was on a ferry on the mediterainian and it was a very rough ride... people were vomiting and yawning in the isle. It was like the seven gates of hell on that ride. The sinks and everything were filled with womint."
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"I was on a cross country driving trip and wanted some booze. So when we were on Indian land, we stopped in an indian gas station, the real Indians with long hair and everything, and when I asked for booze, he looked at me like I just took a shit in front of the register."
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"here's the beautiful thing about being married to a fellow drunkard: When you're driving somewhere, you can both operate the wheel."
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haha@"womint"
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'