little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He has also held the Hide the Bratwurst title since "03.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
We learned that he doesn't know what a Louisville Slugger is.
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Wow! So this is the inside poop. Get it here first!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 4:20 amWe learned that he doesn't know what a Louisville Slugger is.
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He has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
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Yeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 amHe has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
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Just shut up and kiss me!Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 10:50 pmYeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 amHe has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
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Ain't nothing gay about good long wet man to man tongueing!oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:37 amJust shut up and kiss me!Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 10:50 pmYeah, I always had a hunch he was secretly gay. I guess the truth will out!oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 amHe has a collection of baywatch dvds and he uses it to jerk off. He jerks off to male actorsparticularly david hasselhoff
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Ewwwwwww, nasty.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Oettinger got together with the band Slayer and shot a promo as the poster child for Butt Cancer Awareness Week. Just wait until the public finds out he faked his case of full blown crusty brown-eye just for the groupies and donations to his vodka/Marlboro/toilet paper funds.
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Despite oettinger's affection for metal music, his secret favorite band actually IS Kajagoogoo.
Despite oettinger's affection for metal music, his secret favorite band actually IS Kajagoogoo.
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That`s a deadly lie, I hate that band and esp. the singer. Douchebag needs to dieArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:13 pmRe: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Despite oettinger's affection for metal music, his secret favorite band actually IS Kajagoogoo.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He once ran out of toilet paper and had to wipe his ass with the crusty socks that he was wearing.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.