I'd say count me in for that until the part about the spermatozoa experiment going on inside your head...ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:26 am.
Had fried chicken and onion rings for dinner, Bourbon will fill the night
Cheers
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Okole maluna!
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Try again and again and again. One day it`ll be alright. I trust your cooking powersscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 8:23 am
I on the other hand started off the day by fucking up breakfast. The potatoes looked done but they weren't. Firmest homefries I've had in a long time. The eggs were seriously charred on the bottom. Half of them are still on the skillet. This may be a sign I should stick to nuts, potato chips and beer today. We shall see.
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RIP Alex Trebek.
Curious to see who will take his place on Jeopardy.
80 years -- quite a helping of life.
Curious to see who will take his place on Jeopardy.
80 years -- quite a helping of life.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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^^^ Making wild guesses with no reasoning whatsoever as to who could replace big Al:
Roseanne
Joe Pesci
Donald "you're fired" Trump
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Roseanne
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Donald "you're fired" Trump
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Nobody will take his place. There will just be somebody hosting a game show now that he is gone.
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They've been grooming Ken Jennings for a couple years. I think I could get behind that choice.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:54 pmSammy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:07 amMy Buddy calls me up and says I should come over for a steak cook out since it's nice out. I say ok and head over, Gave him money for beer and food. After three beers he tells me I should go home because he doesn't know when, or if, his Wife will be home, so now he doesn't feel like cooking steak. Then his Son, his Son's Wife and their three kids show up and all hell breaks loose, so I leave. And my Buddy never even offered to give me my money back for the steak and extra beer I never got to consume. He'll get his.
^ ^ ^ I feel you Sammy. I've been in these situations more than once and it's 10 times worse when you're a lady drunkard. I hate it when dudes pussy foot around to appease crazy undrunk women. And they are especially big time bitches when another bitch that's a drunk is in the mix.
My own brother did this to me. He invited me over...we were chlling outside drinking beers and had the grill fired up. Unfortunately his psychotic (now) ex wife shows up and threw a temper tantrum because we were, ya know, having fun and drinking which she didn't approve of either one. So I also ended up leaving to what ended up in a police intervention because she was so hysterical that the neighbors called the cops because they thought my brother was beating her or something, she was that out of control.
I don't understand why these dudes compromise their soul. And she wasn't even hot in the slightest and presumably pretty shitty in bed by the looks of her so you can't even call it pussy whipped. I find shitting on your fellow drunkards much more of a grievous crime. Especially when it's your own family and/or best friend!
Well, to my Buddy's credit, he did redeem himself by showing up at my house yesterday with a bunch of beer to watch some football. When he left he said he was definitely going to cook those steaks that evening and I could come over if I wanted to but I declined. He left me with enough extra beer in the fridge to settle his debt, so all is forgiven.
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Breezy day at work.
Loading the veins with WT101.
Good start to the week.
Loading the veins with WT101.
Good start to the week.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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just found out my annual leave allowance went up to 30 days cause I've been with the company 5 years...celebrated by booking the rest of the afternoon off to drink.
I mean i'd have been drinking anyway with it being Friday and me working from home....now i just don't have to work while i do it.
I mean i'd have been drinking anyway with it being Friday and me working from home....now i just don't have to work while i do it.
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well fuck me straight in the shit pipe....
my day just took a fuckin nose dive...
picked up my fresh case of stella from the back step to load them in the fridge and I have noticed it is now 4.6% abv here in the UK!!!!
When i was growing up it was always my go to cheap beer, it was 5.2% and played a massive part in me falling in love with drinking...great memories of smashing pints of stella in the pubs that would let us in when we were 14/15...getting hammered as fuck on it as it felt so much stronger at 5.2% than the 4% ales we would get at home.
they fuckin nuked it twice already, first down to 5% to try and counter its "wife beater" reputation...then again down to 4.8% so they could pay less tax on it......NOW FOUR POINT FUCKING SIX......it's pretty much a light beer now. FUCK THEM. CUNTS.
worst part is I had already heard this was happening and forgot. I've got one single can of the old version left. Gonna compare and contrast but this will be my last purchase that's for sure.
my day just took a fuckin nose dive...
picked up my fresh case of stella from the back step to load them in the fridge and I have noticed it is now 4.6% abv here in the UK!!!!
When i was growing up it was always my go to cheap beer, it was 5.2% and played a massive part in me falling in love with drinking...great memories of smashing pints of stella in the pubs that would let us in when we were 14/15...getting hammered as fuck on it as it felt so much stronger at 5.2% than the 4% ales we would get at home.
they fuckin nuked it twice already, first down to 5% to try and counter its "wife beater" reputation...then again down to 4.8% so they could pay less tax on it......NOW FOUR POINT FUCKING SIX......it's pretty much a light beer now. FUCK THEM. CUNTS.
worst part is I had already heard this was happening and forgot. I've got one single can of the old version left. Gonna compare and contrast but this will be my last purchase that's for sure.
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benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:18 amwell fuck me straight in the shit pipe....
my day just took a fuckin nose dive...
picked up my fresh case of stella from the back step to load them in the fridge and I have noticed it is now 4.6% abv here in the UK!!!!
When i was growing up it was always my go to cheap beer, it was 5.2% and played a massive part in me falling in love with drinking...great memories of smashing pints of stella in the pubs that would let us in when we were 14/15...getting hammered as fuck on it as it felt so much stronger at 5.2% than the 4% ales we would get at home.
they fuckin nuked it twice already, first down to 5% to try and counter its "wife beater" reputation...then again down to 4.8% so they could pay less tax on it......NOW FOUR POINT FUCKING SIX......it's pretty much a light beer now. FUCK THEM. CUNTS.
worst part is I had already heard this was happening and forgot. I've got one single can of the old version left. Gonna compare and contrast but this will be my last purchase that's for sure.
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:33 ambenitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:18 amwell fuck me straight in the shit pipe....
my day just took a fuckin nose dive...
picked up my fresh case of stella from the back step to load them in the fridge and I have noticed it is now 4.6% abv here in the UK!!!!
When i was growing up it was always my go to cheap beer, it was 5.2% and played a massive part in me falling in love with drinking...great memories of smashing pints of stella in the pubs that would let us in when we were 14/15...getting hammered as fuck on it as it felt so much stronger at 5.2% than the 4% ales we would get at home.
they fuckin nuked it twice already, first down to 5% to try and counter its "wife beater" reputation...then again down to 4.8% so they could pay less tax on it......NOW FOUR POINT FUCKING SIX......it's pretty much a light beer now. FUCK THEM. CUNTS.
worst part is I had already heard this was happening and forgot. I've got one single can of the old version left. Gonna compare and contrast but this will be my last purchase that's for sure.
The Humanity!
FUCKING HUMANITY!
a fucking sad day for us drunks in Britain mate.....
Meanwhile wives across the nation breath a sigh of relief....how the mighty have fallen.
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In a nutshell, earlier today:
And currently:
Cheers to improvements!
And currently:
Cheers to improvements!