No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
Yeah fuck that Nanny State bullshit.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
That's absolute bullshit. What the fuck is a habitual drunkard?
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
This is surely a store policy, right?
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
Negative. 'Tiz the law of the land.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
The visably intoxicated part isn't too different to anywhere else, the second part though is odd. How do the lawmen define a "known habitual drunkard"?
Surely this is opening up the business to legal action as well. "How DARE HE CALL ME A DRUNKARD! I'm SUING his ass!"
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
On a small island it may work?TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:58 am
How do the lawmen define a "known habitual drunkard"?
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
same way they describe me at a casino.
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
I`d would only sell drink to myself under very exclusive restrictions too
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Where is this? Reminds me of when we landed onboard a new base and at the local grocery, I saw a sign on the cash register with names of people to not accept checks from, and their addresses. Also, some of the checks marked “refused”.
Later that day, I delivered Avon products to a woman who wanted to write me a check.Yep, bingo. I told her I was between banks and somehow, from the women in the house, they came up with enough cash to pay the bill. I skipped that house after that. BTW, Avon sux to work for.
Later that day, I delivered Avon products to a woman who wanted to write me a check.Yep, bingo. I told her I was between banks and somehow, from the women in the house, they came up with enough cash to pay the bill. I skipped that house after that. BTW, Avon sux to work for.
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
I would accept the term "Residential drunk" if that makes any sense
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Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
I prefer "repeat imbiber" myself.
Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
It should be Habitual Drunks get a discount.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
Remember that thread where people feel embarrassed about going to the liquor store too many times and buying too much booze because you don't want the clerk to think you're a no-good drunk? Well, I do that. That's why I alternate between CVS Pharmacy and the liquor store and I also wait for the shift changeover at the liquor store before going back. No doubt I'd be classified as a Habitual Drunkard. It's either that or take a roller cart with me to the liquor store and fill it up all in one trip.