What are you drinking right now?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
You can't post no more until you drink Kentucky Deluxe
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Shut up Hugh.
You`re right.
I spend the whole day in a vodka bottle.
You`re right.
I spend the whole day in a vodka bottle.
Drink!
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I've never even seen Kentucky Deluxe in my area. I always keep an eye out for it though.
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If I told you, Patchez would probably yell at me.
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Ah, yes. Vodka: tasteless, godless and soulless. It requires nothing other than a bottle to contain it, stripped of it’s flavor and personality, merely another minion sent forth against the bane of our undrunken drudgery.
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I've been learning a bit of Russian. Now got a vocabulary of 300 words! Yes, I can say nothing other than "Я буду водку пожалуйста" (Pronounced: YA budu vodku pozhaluysta).
Which got me thinking: did you guys know Vodka is a lady? It is a feminine noun!
So Mr Badfellow when you talk shit about Lady Vodka. Remember to use "Her" not "it", be a gentleman for fuck sake!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:29 pm
So Mr Badfellow when you talk shit about Lady Vodka. Remember to use "Her" not "it", be a gentleman for fuck sake!
Well, sir. If vodka is a feminine noun, then she’s definitely wearing high heeled hooker boots and one of those rabbit fur coats dyed some gaudy, day glow color. Probably fuchsia. And what sort of English gopnik are you anyway to defend her shoddy honor? Go squat in the plaza outside your communist prospect, comrade.
Is old Russian saying: "Vodka, she is boozy whore to do with as you will."
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Gosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov!Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:40 pmTheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:29 pm
So Mr Badfellow when you talk shit about Lady Vodka. Remember to use "Her" not "it", be a gentleman for fuck sake!
Well, sir. If vodka is a feminine noun, then she’s definitely wearing high heeled hooker boots and one of those rabbit fur coats dyed some gaudy, day glow color. Probably fuchsia. And what sort of English gopnik are you anyway to defend her shoddy honor? Go squat in the plaza outside your communist prospect, comrade.
Is old Russian saying: "Vodka, she is boozy whore to do with as you will."
My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:53 pmGosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov!
My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch.
Don’t let my gruff jibber-jabber dissuade you from cuddling up to a nice, sleazy bottle of vodka. In fact, I read somewhere on the internet that St. Vodak is the patron saint of sluts and whores.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
With chasers of bad whisky with fake cinnamon Fireballs.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:04 pmTheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:53 pmGosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov!
My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch.
Don’t let my gruff jibber-jabber dissuade you from cuddling up to a nice, sleazy bottle of vodka. In fact, I read somewhere on the internet that St. Vodak is the patron saint of sluts and whores.
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Anglo swears by the miniature bottles of Fireball as they are an easier fit in his "prison wallet".mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:00 pmWith chasers of bad whisky with fake cinnamon Fireballs.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:04 pmTheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 5:53 pmGosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov!
My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch.
Don’t let my gruff jibber-jabber dissuade you from cuddling up to a nice, sleazy bottle of vodka. In fact, I read somewhere on the internet that St. Vodak is the patron saint of sluts and whores.
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