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Re: Your local weather reports
I prefer snowstorms on the weekend when I have nothing to do but stay home, get shithammered and watch the cats sleep. On Tuesday however this is a little annoying.
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Re: Your local weather reports
-20 F overnight. Fuck you, polar vortex.
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Re: Your local weather reports
-14 F overnight. Not quite as bad as -20 F. Fuck you, polar vortex.
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Re: Your local weather reports
Used to enjoy a good, cold snow day as a child. These days, it's a snow day e'er day.
Cold? We here two always sleep with the window cracked open*. (Beer breath? Hmmm... nah)
Inebriated hibernation incubation sleep. With a heavy bear throw. Ya know, the hide/skin from one.
Don't try to throw a live bear on your bed to sleep beneath it.
That'd be a bad hang-over.
*So cold, we can't sleep with the window open. We even keep the furnace up to 68F at night.
Always leave a little stream going in a faucet so your pipes don't freeze in the basement.
Don't attempt a little stream open up in your bed. That's a bad hang-over.
Just so you know...
Cold? We here two always sleep with the window cracked open*. (Beer breath? Hmmm... nah)
Inebriated hibernation incubation sleep. With a heavy bear throw. Ya know, the hide/skin from one.
Don't try to throw a live bear on your bed to sleep beneath it.
That'd be a bad hang-over.
*So cold, we can't sleep with the window open. We even keep the furnace up to 68F at night.
Always leave a little stream going in a faucet so your pipes don't freeze in the basement.
Don't attempt a little stream open up in your bed. That's a bad hang-over.
Just so you know...
Re: Your local weather reports
We had the whole week almost Willes and Badfellow cold. Sunday it will warm up a little.
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Re: Your local weather reports
Woke up this morning and found a note from my balls on the bed stand- "you can stay and freeze your ass off if you’d like, but we’re moving to Florida". Well, maybe they can get a job with the carnival.
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Woefully ill equipped are you to comprehend the polar hell and pube-freezing temperatures that slovenly drunks such as Willies and I regularly endure. We’re both pretty much frost bitten stumps by this point.
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Re: Your local weather reports
It's like the opposite of the Riddick movie. Instead of not being able to go into the sun, you just can't go outside. Period. Or you will die.Ballsfellow wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 5:30 pmWoefully ill equipped are you to comprehend the polar hell and pube-freezing temperatures that slovenly drunks such as Willies and I regularly endure. We’re both pretty much frost bitten stumps by this point.bjorninger wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:23 amWe had the whole week almost Willes and Badfellow cold. Sunday it will warm up a little.
And BTW it is balls ass cold here but Ballsfellow is correct. It is not even near the magnitude of cold that the U.S. got hit with. These wacky Germans don't even KNOW negative temperatures in Fahrenheit. I think the coldest it has been was -11°C which is like 12°F. Still fking cold though.
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Re: Your local weather reports
Those is SoCal and SoFla are feeling guilty right now because of the fine weather. High winds off the Pacific coast but the bright sunshine raising temps to near 70F. No precipitation but plenty of booze.
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Re: Your local weather reports
Ice storm on the way. Starts as I head in to work then gets really bad halfway through my shift. Hopefully I get home with out wrecking on the ice rink roads.
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Snow Shut-ins: No power but plenty o’ booze
We’re nearing 10 days straight sub-zero temps. Snowed again last night another 3-4”. Not in Texas but next door, we’ve had rolling brown/blackouts. Speaking of blackouts, in this type weather I prefer to start the day with irish coffee, strong black brew with Seagram’s VO and Bailey’s. Lunchtime is beer, afternoons are Bloodies, and evenings whisky or brandy. A handful of crystalline snow in a tall glass of 100* voddie is nice. Enjoy the snow ye Drunkards
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