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Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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He is an accomplished gardener and practitioner of bonsai. Unfortunately, one of his prized bonsai trees recently accused Dear Booze of several groping incidents and a repeat pattern of sexual harassment in the workplace. Police are also currently investigating the piss stains on the fence in his backyard.
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He yodels in the shower and secretly wishes to be a contestant on American Idol.
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If he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
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This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. Reminiscing is one of the three songs that must be played at my funeral.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:20 amIf he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
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You’re an asshole.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:56 amThis is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. Reminiscing is one of the three songs that must be played at my funeral.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:20 amIf he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
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Did I wander
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He doesn't give a fuck about my opinion. Furthermore, he doesn't remember asking me a god damned thing.
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Ther`s multiple cancers named after him.
Stage DB i
Stage DB twice
Stage DB 1 part two
Stage BD 21
and so on...
Stage DB i
Stage DB twice
Stage DB 1 part two
Stage BD 21
and so on...
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He also doesn't remember not giving a fuck about people's opinions. Or where he buried his latest hooker.
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That hooker had it coming. Worst ass-eating I've ever paid for.
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Anyone who has had homeless people congregating on their property found out that piss will rot the wood in their fence faster that termites!Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:34 amHe is an accomplished gardener and practitioner of bonsai. Unfortunately, one of his prized bonsai trees recently accused Dear Booze of several groping incidents and a repeat pattern of sexual harassment in the workplace. Police are also currently investigating the piss stains on the fence in his backyard.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Got the call a few minutes ago. Wow, fatherhood is a huge step in life.
Let's all wish the best to DB and Mrs. Booze in this new endeavor.
What are you going to name the boy? Any ideas?
Let's all wish the best to DB and Mrs. Booze in this new endeavor.
What are you going to name the boy? Any ideas?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.