Nice. Jackie Chan is his own stuntman. Don’t forget Tom Cruise who also likes to do his own stunts and is a homosexual Scientologist.
Tom Cruise has a stunt cock
You are obviously on drugs. What the hell is a 'stunt cock'? He's an asshole and needs no backup.
"Stunt Cock" comes from the movie Orgazmo (from the makers of "South Park") about a Mormon that begins an acting career in the porn industry but due to his religion, refuses to do the actual sex acts. A "stunt cock" is then called in as a body double to do the scenes for him. (There is absolutely no pornographic sex scenes in the movie though, it's all just comic relief). It is a funny movie yet extremely stupid but that's to be expected from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. And we love them for that.
So oett's joke that Tom Cruise needs a "stunt cock" is actually quite funny. And probably true.
At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.
At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.
At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.
That's as random as I can come up with right now
Does that mean you should better hold that fart?
The light is bending, your fart would still be behind you
You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."
You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."
You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."