Good afternoon sunday drunks,
I started working out again and boom my hip is in bad pain.
Are there any donors out there, I might need a replacement.
It is so much easier to just sit and drink.
Cheers everyone, don`t hurt yourselfes
Sunday
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- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
Yes Sunday!
Good morning sunday drunks,
why does shit always break on a sunday?
I must sound like a broken record. Atleast my plumber answered his phone on the weekend. Tenants are bitching about sitting in the cold.
Sorry, I`m drunk, I can`t help.
You should be drunk too.
Cheers
Good morning sunday drunks,
why does shit always break on a sunday?
I must sound like a broken record. Atleast my plumber answered his phone on the weekend. Tenants are bitching about sitting in the cold.
Sorry, I`m drunk, I can`t help.
You should be drunk too.
Cheers
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
today I want to share an episode from yesterday with you drunks.
Me and AD know this woman we refer to as "the dog lady" as she`s penciled in to take care of our dog while we are on vacation.
Yesterday she came over with her restless boxer to let him run and tire out in our big ass garden.
I must have smelled like a distillery beacuse in the evening I got a call from her and she said ''Now I`m getting wasted too'' and we drunkenly talked for a while.
I guess more people than we realize know that we are drunkards. That is funny!
She promised to show up today at 2 p.m. No sign of her yet. I bet she regrets that drunk dial by now
today I want to share an episode from yesterday with you drunks.
Me and AD know this woman we refer to as "the dog lady" as she`s penciled in to take care of our dog while we are on vacation.
Yesterday she came over with her restless boxer to let him run and tire out in our big ass garden.
I must have smelled like a distillery beacuse in the evening I got a call from her and she said ''Now I`m getting wasted too'' and we drunkenly talked for a while.
I guess more people than we realize know that we are drunkards. That is funny!
She promised to show up today at 2 p.m. No sign of her yet. I bet she regrets that drunk dial by now
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
LMAO!🤣🤣🤣oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Dec 19, 2021 7:27 amGood morning sunday drunks,
today I want to share an episode from yesterday with you drunks.
Me and AD know this woman we refer to as "the dog lady" as she`s penciled in to take care of our dog while we are on vacation.
Yesterday she came over with her restless boxer to let him run and tire out in our big ass garden.
I must have smelled like a distillery beacuse in the evening I got a call from her and she said ''Now I`m getting wasted too'' and we drunkenly talked for a while.
I guess more people than we realize know that we are drunkards. That is funny!
She promised to show up today at 2 p.m. No sign of her yet. I bet she regrets that drunk dial by now
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Sunday
2 weeks in a row and no Oett sunday speech?
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Re: Sunday
He hasn’t had time to change his underwear in 2 weeks, let alone post a Sunday speech.
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Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
sorry for being slacky this last two weekends, I was busy drinking and having guests.
Today I want to let off some steam about the german immigration office.
AD`s I.D. runs out in mid february and we have to renew it. Pretty simple right?
I called those cunts in mid november for an appointment.
They gave me an email address to make that appointment.
A week later I called again, because I didn`t get any notification if either they were on the case or even recieved the email.
Did I say you can only call between 8 a.m. and 11 a.m. and when you call at 8 there is no one answering but at 8:10 every caller is occupied!!
That dumb bitch said she was just dealing with all their incomming emials atm, she even found my previous inquiry from a week agp.
She asked some dumb questions about our income and if AD lives on wellfare. I got everything scanned and sent already you stupid dogbrain!
She promised to forward it to someone in charge immediatly....
It`s mid january now and we are still waiting for any response. I`ll have to start calling again next week and maybe threaten to kill puppies to get shit going.
ASSHOLES
In other news, we are drinking heavily and enjoyed a good round of darts,
Cheers everyone
sorry for being slacky this last two weekends, I was busy drinking and having guests.
Today I want to let off some steam about the german immigration office.
AD`s I.D. runs out in mid february and we have to renew it. Pretty simple right?
I called those cunts in mid november for an appointment.
They gave me an email address to make that appointment.
A week later I called again, because I didn`t get any notification if either they were on the case or even recieved the email.
Did I say you can only call between 8 a.m. and 11 a.m. and when you call at 8 there is no one answering but at 8:10 every caller is occupied!!
That dumb bitch said she was just dealing with all their incomming emials atm, she even found my previous inquiry from a week agp.
She asked some dumb questions about our income and if AD lives on wellfare. I got everything scanned and sent already you stupid dogbrain!
She promised to forward it to someone in charge immediatly....
It`s mid january now and we are still waiting for any response. I`ll have to start calling again next week and maybe threaten to kill puppies to get shit going.
ASSHOLES
In other news, we are drinking heavily and enjoyed a good round of darts,
Cheers everyone
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
^^^I love people in charge. They're so efficient and less retarded than normal people. Not really. That was a lie.
Re: Sunday
It`s delightful to watch stupidity in progress.
It just sucks when you really need something done.
It just sucks when you really need something done.
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
no it isn'tscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:16 pm^^^I love people in charge. They're so efficient and less retarded than normal people. Not really. That was a lie.
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Re: Sunday
Had great food all day but the LA Rams and Chargers both lost and I don't give a shit. Large amounts of booze smooths things out, let me tell you.😉
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Sunday
It is Sunday.
That means Saturday is almost there.
That will be GREAT!!!
That means Saturday is almost there.
That will be GREAT!!!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
tonight I want to bitch about our animals.
Those assholes wake you up at 5 a. or p.m.
Begging for food that they eventually wont eat, assholes.
Do you have any asshole-animals (being married counts too)?
Lets get drunk, animal-overs
tonight I want to bitch about our animals.
Those assholes wake you up at 5 a. or p.m.
Begging for food that they eventually wont eat, assholes.
Do you have any asshole-animals (being married counts too)?
Lets get drunk, animal-overs
Drink!