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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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- Artful Drunktective
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It was in Lübeck. Now my hands are shaking of having been out near Sperrstunde. Excitement all the way. I need the ultimate calmer called more Beers. TV too.
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
I'm fucking back, man and woman.
I just don't fucking know what an overdose is.
Watch out for more.
I just don't fucking know what an overdose is.
Watch out for more.
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Walked down to the local Mexican restaurant to fulfill 'operation Sunday tacos'. Mission accomplished! There were two crispy, juicy shredded beef tacos piled on with lettuce, cheddar cheese and salsa. Follow that with a draft pint of Pacifico and it's a great Sunday.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Friday.
Closing your week job.
Then get drunk.
More.
Closing your week job.
Then get drunk.
More.
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Fuck the week, fuck my job , fuckin' drink. Cheers!
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... fuck life.. fuck wife (JK AD it rhymed)...eh fuck animals, fuck sports
Drink!
- benitobeast69
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another fucking 12 hour overtime shift today. fuck paying for fucking weddings.
got a few nice beers for later at least. before another overtime shift tomorrow.
fuck my life.
got a few nice beers for later at least. before another overtime shift tomorrow.
fuck my life.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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haha the divorce won`t get any cheaper. Better behave manbenitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:01 amanother fucking 12 hour overtime shift today. fuck paying for fucking weddings.
got a few nice beers for later at least. before another overtime shift tomorrow.
fuck my life.
Drink!
- Lush City
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I thought the father of the bride paid for the wedding? Meh, you're stuck with what you got whatever the local custom.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:01 amanother fucking 12 hour overtime shift today. fuck paying for fucking weddings.
got a few nice beers for later at least. before another overtime shift tomorrow.
fuck my life.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Don’t they have coupons? Or maybe you two could pull a dine-and-dash sort of thing and ditch the priest with the bill. Aren’t Christians supposed to be generous? My best suggestion is to get yourself a credit card under the name Rusty Shackleford and run that fucker up until the wheels fall off.
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- benitobeast69
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Well the father of the bride already gave us 12 grand towards out house first house deposit so he's all good. hahLush City wrote: ↑Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:37 pmI thought the father of the bride paid for the wedding? Meh, you're stuck with what you got whatever the local custom.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:01 amanother fucking 12 hour overtime shift today. fuck paying for fucking weddings.
got a few nice beers for later at least. before another overtime shift tomorrow.
fuck my life.
I'm only kidding anyway..be worth if if she's happy.....and i''l be drinking all inclusive cocktails for a fortnight so I'll also be happy
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- benitobeast69
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priest??? fuckin hell. are church weddings still a thing that exists??Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:49 am
Don’t they have coupons? Or maybe you two could pull a dine-and-dash sort of thing and ditch the priest with the bill. Aren’t Christians supposed to be generous? My best suggestion is to get yourself a credit card under the name Rusty Shackleford and run that fucker up until the wheels fall off.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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As an Inter-Faith Minister with the Universal Life Church, I would hitch y’all norts for free. Or maybe for a pint and a bag of crisps.
Question: is it still wedding tradition in Manchester to break a bottle of Vimto over the bride’s head?
Question: is it still wedding tradition in Manchester to break a bottle of Vimto over the bride’s head?
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