You wake up naked during rush hour in central station.
You hope it`s just an embarassing nighmare, because your whisky bottle is empty
YKYDW....
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Drink!
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There`s three things named after you,
a beer
a bar
a cocktail
alternatively
a meteor
a vulcano
and a hurricane also count
a beer
a bar
a cocktail
alternatively
a meteor
a vulcano
and a hurricane also count
Drink!
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You can play the drums on your beer belly and you turn 14 next month.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You need a directional instrumentation HUD for navigating your way to the toilet.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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5 mph winds are enough to knock you over and keep you down.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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The Oetts was eating bacon wrapped cat turds that looked delicious. That’s how I know I was drunk.
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Re: YKYDW....
You have mastered the art of swigging as much whiskey as possible in one go without puking.
Your carpet stains are a testament to the trials, tribulations, and ultimately the ascension of this mastery.
Your carpet stains are a testament to the trials, tribulations, and ultimately the ascension of this mastery.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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My carpet stains are a testament to Grumpy stumbling and falling, to the toilet or bed. Head wounds bleed like a beeyotch.
like tears in rain
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You consider drinking 6 beers and a pint of whiskey as taking a "break" from real drinking.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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when the steward(not dess) asks you how much you've had to drink today and you say, "More than you"
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