Elvis is Everywhere.
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Elvis is Everywhere.
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Mojo Nixon is everywhere.
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If your store doesn't have Mojo Nixon then your store could use a fixin'.
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
I asked if they had Mojo Nixon. She said "no, he don’t work here".
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Has anybody seen his new documentary? sure it's amazing. Never forget meeting him at con 3.
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I have not seen it yet but look forward to it. I'm hoping to meet him on the Outlaw Country cruise in Feb.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:18 pmHas anybody seen his new documentary? sure it's amazing. Never forget meeting him at con 3.
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THE MOJO MANIFESTO: The Life and Times of Mojo Nixon - teaser
For all that need a head`s up: Drunk of the issue 55
Edit question: Who`s that guy wearing a Drunkard shirt in the documentary?
For all that need a head`s up: Drunk of the issue 55
Edit question: Who`s that guy wearing a Drunkard shirt in the documentary?
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Older Mojo?
Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Why does every MDM drunk of the issue feel the need to be super opinionated about drinking? Some humility, please.
There are many ways to drink.
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Yes. Mojo as he exists now.
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
i agree...mojo didnt come across like that in this one though too much. some funny stories as well.
some of them ive read they just sounded like pricks. especially Dear Booze..
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
Over his long and brilliant career, one would have to imagine that the great Elvis Presley farted an extraordinary number of times, especially during his later career and the bowel peculiarities brought on by his opioid and quaalude consumption.
Those fart molecules have no doubt traveled far and wide upon the winds of the world since his passing. Therefore, in a manner of speaking, Elvis is indeed everywhere and yet nowhere in particular.
Those fart molecules have no doubt traveled far and wide upon the winds of the world since his passing. Therefore, in a manner of speaking, Elvis is indeed everywhere and yet nowhere in particular.
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Re: Elvis is Everywhere.
You have given this far too much thought.
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Maybe we haven't thought about it enough. What kind ofart would be produced from a steady diet of PB and bacon sammiches and pills? And it could still be out there? Wild shit
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