Sunday
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Re: Sunday
It's more fun to set a plate out in the middle of the room and off the little bastards with a BB gun.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
why do you produce so damn much trash when you drink for a couple of nights in a row? In here it looks like I just brought some extram garbage to spill around.
We need a janitor or some cleaning staff I guess.
Cheers and litter on everyone
why do you produce so damn much trash when you drink for a couple of nights in a row? In here it looks like I just brought some extram garbage to spill around.
We need a janitor or some cleaning staff I guess.
Cheers and litter on everyone
Drink!
- Badfellow
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Re: Sunday
Well, I was invited to attend Sunday service at a Lutheran church out in the country. While I find religion to have all the appeal of a wet sock full of turds, I instead took it as an opportunity to do a little social networking which- to a certain degree- is critical in rural America.
It was as boring and stuffed full of jibber-jabber as one might expect.
So I dissolved into the far back of the nave and sat for 40 long minutes ripping on my vape pen. Afterwards there was some handshaking and more jibber-jabber. But on the bright side, I had an interesting conversation with a farmer about corn whiskey and other rustic distillates such as fruit brandy and sugar beet rum. Turns out he has copper still sitting under a tarp in his machine shed. I’m going to go take a look at it this week and possibly make him an offer. Thank you, Lutheran Jesus.
It was as boring and stuffed full of jibber-jabber as one might expect.
So I dissolved into the far back of the nave and sat for 40 long minutes ripping on my vape pen. Afterwards there was some handshaking and more jibber-jabber. But on the bright side, I had an interesting conversation with a farmer about corn whiskey and other rustic distillates such as fruit brandy and sugar beet rum. Turns out he has copper still sitting under a tarp in his machine shed. I’m going to go take a look at it this week and possibly make him an offer. Thank you, Lutheran Jesus.
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Re: Sunday
I went to Lutheran private school for 2 years.
One time, we installed a trojan on all of the computers in the lab, giving us the power to do a many thing to those computers.
I recall opening some 2nd graders cd-drive over and over again. He complained to the teacher but she didn't believe him.
I did it again, and he started crying.
What a pussy.
One time, we installed a trojan on all of the computers in the lab, giving us the power to do a many thing to those computers.
I recall opening some 2nd graders cd-drive over and over again. He complained to the teacher but she didn't believe him.
I did it again, and he started crying.
What a pussy.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
Good evening you fine sunday drunks,
I need a third hand. I need one for my drink, the second one for my smoke and a third one to browse the internet.
Actually I wouldn`t mind looking like Sheeva.
And before Badfellow or Scream say something stupid, no I don`t wank off on the computer, no.
What would you do with an extra hand? Have two drinks maybe?
Cheers
I need a third hand. I need one for my drink, the second one for my smoke and a third one to browse the internet.
Actually I wouldn`t mind looking like Sheeva.
And before Badfellow or Scream say something stupid, no I don`t wank off on the computer, no.
What would you do with an extra hand? Have two drinks maybe?
Cheers
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
Wanking to Sheeva. Oettinger style.
- Badfellow
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Re: Sunday
No, you wank off onto the computer. I believe the German term is wankenoffen. Just make sure to give that keyboard an occasional wipe with a clean rag and some sanitizer.
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Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
isn`t there anything nicer than watching your favorite sports team setting a new record for futility in a half while getting drunk?
Lose in fashion drunks.
Cheers
isn`t there anything nicer than watching your favorite sports team setting a new record for futility in a half while getting drunk?
Lose in fashion drunks.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good sunday evening you fine drunkards,
yesterday me and AD came up with yet another list of things our pomeranian Rambo barks at:
Us
My dad
other dogs
our cats
mailman
random cars
phone ringing
facebook ringing
keys being picked up
guests
bones n treats
his food
when he sees ghosts
when we get ready to go out
mice, or anything our cat brings in
horses
dogs on TV
noices
when he has to shít
doorbell
barking´
when someone climbes a ladder
when he`s excited
when he`s pissed
and he barks from his bed at night
yesterday me and AD came up with yet another list of things our pomeranian Rambo barks at:
Us
My dad
other dogs
our cats
mailman
random cars
phone ringing
facebook ringing
keys being picked up
guests
bones n treats
his food
when he sees ghosts
when we get ready to go out
mice, or anything our cat brings in
horses
dogs on TV
noices
when he has to shít
doorbell
barking´
when someone climbes a ladder
when he`s excited
when he`s pissed
and he barks from his bed at night
Drink!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Sunday
Comepletely spaced the sunday post you drunks,
cause I`m ehhh hmmm drunk
Cheers, party on
cause I`m ehhh hmmm drunk
Cheers, party on
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
hangovers feel the same this year apparently. Great start.
Cheers
hangovers feel the same this year apparently. Great start.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunkards,
I hate getting Drunkmented. I forget songs, names, cars ...you name it.
What was my point again?
I should just drink and forget about it.
Cheers
I hate getting Drunkmented. I forget songs, names, cars ...you name it.
What was my point again?
I should just drink and forget about it.
Cheers
Drink!