I have called, I have begged, I have played ageless songs by past Mongolian bands on nights when the veil is the thinnest, but Thirsty seems to be gone.
I therefore call to the Hive Mind: where is Thirsty?
I am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence
WHERE IS THIRSTY?
Dianne, Keeper Of the Flame, guide him please. Where is Thirsty?
Where Is Thirsty?
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Where Is Thirsty?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
If he's not on a hot date with Marjorie Taylor Greene, he can be found in the drunk chat slurping booze off his table.
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
I heard he’s now a Congolese warlord with 5 wives and 72 children. Probably takes up a lot of his time.
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
Say what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:39 pmI am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
Follow the trail of empty Old Overholt bottles...
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Where Is Thirsty?
Yeah could you repeat that for those of us in the back? Are you just a resident or are you becoming a citizen?Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:37 pmSay what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:39 pmI am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
This asshole done drank 1452 beers ago.
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
I am just a resident: I got assigned to here until august 2025 maybe 2026, we'll see.Patchez wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:14 pmYeah could you repeat that for those of us in the back? Are you just a resident or are you becoming a citizen?Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:37 pmSay what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:39 pmI am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Where Is Thirsty?
Sweet. We need to have a drink together sometime if we can find time.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Where Is Thirsty?
Amen to that.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.