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I heard they lost about 2% of their stock. When you think about how much booze they make, thats a lot.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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I say make Jim Beam your brown liquor of choice, to help them recoup their losses. If I can find that JB Rye this weekend, it's mine.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Good day for booze news....
This kicks ass! Now I wanna go out and get a 2 year-old drunk!
Toddler got beer from grandmother
An exasperated waiter at an Italian restaurant called police after suspecting that an intoxicated grandmother had gotten her two-year-old grandson drunk. The woman claimed she was only doing what was normal where the baby came from, newspaper VG reports.
Waiter Aydin Akinci raised the alarm after seeing the child stagger around in the restaurant and fall on the floor. He couldn't be sure the boy was drunk, but "he seemed tired".
Akinci said the woman never ordered anything for the boy to drink, only beer for herself.
"When she ordered her third half-liter and started serving the little boy I had had enough. I had warned her. I took her glass and asked her to leave. Then we called the police," Akinci said.
"This is hair-raising, it should just not happen. It is completely unbelievable that someone can sit and pour beer into a little child like this. The woman will be questioned as soon as possible," said police lieutenant Tor Roeislien.
According to the police the child was from another country, but the grandmother was Norwegian. The child was being cared for by other family members.
"The woman told us she had given the boy beer because he was thirsty and that it was completely normal in the country he was from," Roeislien said.
The child was untidy and police had to give him a sorely needed change of diaper.
Toddler got beer from grandmother
An exasperated waiter at an Italian restaurant called police after suspecting that an intoxicated grandmother had gotten her two-year-old grandson drunk. The woman claimed she was only doing what was normal where the baby came from, newspaper VG reports.
Waiter Aydin Akinci raised the alarm after seeing the child stagger around in the restaurant and fall on the floor. He couldn't be sure the boy was drunk, but "he seemed tired".
Akinci said the woman never ordered anything for the boy to drink, only beer for herself.
"When she ordered her third half-liter and started serving the little boy I had had enough. I had warned her. I took her glass and asked her to leave. Then we called the police," Akinci said.
"This is hair-raising, it should just not happen. It is completely unbelievable that someone can sit and pour beer into a little child like this. The woman will be questioned as soon as possible," said police lieutenant Tor Roeislien.
According to the police the child was from another country, but the grandmother was Norwegian. The child was being cared for by other family members.
"The woman told us she had given the boy beer because he was thirsty and that it was completely normal in the country he was from," Roeislien said.
The child was untidy and police had to give him a sorely needed change of diaper.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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My buddy's 4yr old did a shot of whisky last week-end. Quite impressive it took him like three or four swills but the little bastard didn't even wince and he smiled when he finished. :lol:
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.