Last night, we were all attempting good toasts before each shot, however, we didn't come up with much that was worth it.
My favorite was, "To Mary Ellen Moffit, she broke my heart."
eh, some of you will get that, some won't. Anyhow, what are some of the best Toasts you have given?
Good Toasts to share...
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
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My favorite Irish toast:
"To our wives and lovers. May they never meet."
Of course, "Buttocks Up!" suffices quite nicely.
"To our wives and lovers. May they never meet."
Of course, "Buttocks Up!" suffices quite nicely.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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"Shut Up and Drink"
Simple. Elegant. Honest.
But it still qualifies as a toast, as required by the Rules of Boozing.
Simple. Elegant. Honest.
But it still qualifies as a toast, as required by the Rules of Boozing.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Hear hear!Frankennietzsche wrote:Here's to loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit!
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Yeah, tomorrow is Beer Day!
Wait, EVERY day is Beer Day...
Wait, EVERY day is Beer Day...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.