Bored here...can someone pour me a shot?
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Laughing uncontrolled laughingfdoosey wrote:I will now pervert an Oompa Loompa song:
"What do you do when your kid is a brat?
Bash in their head with a wiffleball bat!
What can you do when they're out of control?
Whoop their little ass, that'll shut...their...hole!
Oompa, Loompa, doopity dah
Take off your shoes and light a ci-gah,
Oompa, Loompa, dippity dee
You'll get 5 to 10 if you listen to me."
Jesus, I need to get out more.
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Joe Twelvepack wrote:Beer Church, anyone?
In honor of this, I change my avatar again. Oh no! It's the side with the newcastle patch instead. :xDaily Beer Church Trivia for 8/8/2003
The red triangle that is the Bass Brewery logo was designed in 1777 and is the world’s oldest international trademark.
Okay I'm a dork, but at least I am one of the beer faithful.
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Nah change it back, i liked your last one better :twisted:Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Joe Twelvepack wrote:Beer Church, anyone?In honor of this, I change my avatar again. Oh no! It's the side with the newcastle patch instead. :xDaily Beer Church Trivia for 8/8/2003
The red triangle that is the Bass Brewery logo was designed in 1777 and is the world’s oldest international trademark.
Okay I'm a dork, but at least I am one of the beer faithful.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Ya right. And what do you think your wife would do after hearing me scream "my glass is empty" at three in the morning from your couch.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Lucky come to Glasgow and i promise you your hand will never be empty.
I'd be taking your home computer back with me.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Hey i'm not going home that early just 'cause you're here. Some of the bars here are open 'till 5am :twisted:LuckyStrikes wrote:Ya right. And what do you think your wife would do after hearing me scream "my glass is empty" at three in the morning from your couch.TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Lucky come to Glasgow and i promise you your hand will never be empty.
I'd be taking your home computer back with me.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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You're making me homesick...TARTANSPECIAL wrote:...Some of the bars here are open 'till 5am :twisted:
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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