welcome sausage roll, the aftershave thing is pretty hardcore. y'know if ya really need a beer, my fridge is always open. no need to waste the good aftershave bud.sausage roll mmmm wrote:hows it goin there fellow drunkards i just came accros this site tonight and have to say its a pleasure to talk with like like minded geniuses
so vegas sounds good but not for me as im in ireland hey while im here did anyone ever try aftershave with a mixture as an out of stock experiment? (now i sound desperate but that what im drinking right now!
any stories on that?
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Oh, Lucky, how I wish that I could project your fine sensibilities onto those whom choose to meddle with mine.
she fucking hates me, but needs me to hate her, but won't let it lie.
Let's go blow some shit up in the desert.
And drink, and drink some more, and puke off the edge of the Grand Canyon in the morning.
Prehistoric Puking, Publish or Perish.
Did the Dinosaurs Drink?
We could change history!
VEGAS BABY!
she fucking hates me, but needs me to hate her, but won't let it lie.
Let's go blow some shit up in the desert.
And drink, and drink some more, and puke off the edge of the Grand Canyon in the morning.
Prehistoric Puking, Publish or Perish.
Did the Dinosaurs Drink?
We could change history!
VEGAS BABY!
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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Gaah! Straining it through bread to filter out some of the chemicals is an old prison trick.sausage roll mmmm wrote:hows it goin there fellow drunkards i just came accros this site tonight and have to say its a pleasure to talk with like like minded geniuses
so vegas sounds good but not for me as im in ireland hey while im here did anyone ever try aftershave with a mixture as an out of stock experiment? (now i sound desperate but that what im drinking right now!
any stories on that?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Bayrum?JohnnyTequila wrote:Aftershave might not be so bad, depends on the brand, I guess...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Cut a hole in the floor, get a bucket and rope, and lower your order down.JohnnyTequila wrote:Damn, I'm still stuck in the office, with nothing but a water bottle...and there's a bar just one floor below me...this is torture...pass the aftershave...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I suggest Iowa City, because I live there and I hate to travel. And everybody is invited to my place for shots of whiskey. Of course, if we have another in about three years, I suggest New Hampshire.
*Free State Project 4-Ever*
Forgive me, I'm pretty buzzed. Of course, buzzed isn't as good as hammered, so I return to my beloved bourbon...
*Free State Project 4-Ever*
Forgive me, I'm pretty buzzed. Of course, buzzed isn't as good as hammered, so I return to my beloved bourbon...
Alcohol makes you honest. The undrunk man's thought is a drunk man's words. Being a drunk man at the moment, I can say this with the pure freedom and clarity of absolute truth: You have an amazing rack. It's changed my life.
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this works for me...however I could do that sort of thing evry day but i have never been to Vegasssss...deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i know a lodge in northern canda that is very nice, fairly inexpensive, so far from people who give a damn its electricity comes from a generator by the dock and the owner is an old man that is one fine drunk that makes his own hooch and would not allow people to go to sleep undrunk.
or new awlins sounds fine.
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
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Other then due to obvious prejudice, I nominate old Milwaukee. It's central, it's inexpensive, I live here, and it's Milwaukee for crying out loud. :)
I'm glad to hear that such a thing is being planned and will attend no matter where it is.
I'm glad to hear that such a thing is being planned and will attend no matter where it is.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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I have to put a vote in for Prague. Not just because it is close to me but because it is a party town and damned cheap. However, I am guessing my North American brothers and sisters will have the day through sheer weight of numbers.
If it is to be a North American setting then I suggest: Montreal, New Orleans, New York, Baltimore (don't ask why) or Las Vegas, in that order.
I hope that I can make it. Be sure that I will try my damnedest to be there.
If it is to be a North American setting then I suggest: Montreal, New Orleans, New York, Baltimore (don't ask why) or Las Vegas, in that order.
I hope that I can make it. Be sure that I will try my damnedest to be there.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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I would love Prague as well. I didn't get there when I was in Europe, and I really wanted to. I like the other cities mentioned as well, other then how expensive they are. The more you spend on a hotel room, the less there is for proper boozing. But like I said, I'm going no matter where it is.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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While Vegas has definite assets in being the Sin City and the all-night booze thing, I think all of the gambling and pretty lights might distract some. Same goes with New York - although maybe that's just me. Much as I love it, I would be so tempted to go out and get lost...
1. New Orleans
2. Las Vegas
3. New York
4. The European city of choice (I don't feel it's fair for us Americans to hog the locations, although I'm sure I'd be unable to go unless it was in North America)
1. New Orleans
2. Las Vegas
3. New York
4. The European city of choice (I don't feel it's fair for us Americans to hog the locations, although I'm sure I'd be unable to go unless it was in North America)
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.