Benders...post em here!
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- Goose-Wingman
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How could we forget the classic...
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
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Re: How could we forget the classic...
Is that like a Merc for GodCoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
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Re: How could we forget the classic...
Pretty much. He goes where the souls are paying well. Did a tour in Thailand and another in China.General E. Decaying wrote:Is that like a Merc for GodCoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
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- King Cockeyed
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Benders!
Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47am.
edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.
I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.
I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
- slipperyyoke
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Don't worry Frisby, that box had it coming man. Personally if my BAC gets elevated and I hear AC/DC's song Thunderstruck; I'm ready to kick some box ass too. You're not alone brother.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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- Drunk Tank
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Get this for benders. I have my last 2 tests of college on monday of next week and then nothing to do untill I graduate on saturday. It will be my final bendwer of college and one for the record books. I'm gonna get drunk and do all of the things i havn't yet done while i was here and young. I'll try to take some pictures.
We aint leavin' 'till we're heavin'
Mine will be a life that no one will ever forget and that I shall never remember!
Mine will be a life that no one will ever forget and that I shall never remember!
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- King Cockeyed
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Drunk Tank wrote:Get this for benders. I have my last 2 tests of college on monday of next week and then nothing to do untill I graduate on saturday. It will be my final bendwer of college and one for the record books. I'm gonna get drunk and do all of the things i havn't yet done while i was here and young. I'll try to take some pictures.
God have mercy on anyone around you. I recommend brandy for making you steal, yell, and destroy things.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
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- King Cockeyed
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Re: Benders!
This was one night? That isn't a bender.Led O'Frisby wrote:Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47am.
edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.
I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
Hate life all you want; it's still the best place to get a well mixed martini. - Palinka
if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle
if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle
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- King Cockeyed
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Re: Benders!
TravisBickle wrote:This was one night? That isn't a bender.Led O'Frisby wrote:Just got off one, been too drunk to post. Rather than deteriorating into being too tired to drink, I was literally drunker than I've ever been last night. I don't remember most of it, but I'm told I ended up putting my shoes on the wrong feet with no socks and kicking a box's ass. I blame the AC/DC dvd. I fell into the wall several times, lost the ability to talk, broke a drawer, chugged some red label, passed out against my door, tried playing guitar laying on my back, and passed out like that on the floor. I was still drunk when I woke up to my alarm at 1:47pm.
edit: Just found a file called "best cocktail ever" on winamp. I think I made this in reference to the brandy, sweet and dry vermouth, wine, bitters, and lime juice that I kicked things off with. Good stuff.
I encourage everyone to raise their BAC so high within the week.
It was 3 days actually, but that actually is a bit shy of a bender. This was written about the last night of it, and by far the most entertaining.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
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Sounds like fun whether it was really a bender or not... No matter, the terminology. Were you suitably drunk? Ok then.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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"I remember every Christmas my mom would buy a fresh goose, you know, for gooseburgers. Then my dad would make his special eggnog out of Bourbon and ice cubs." - Fry
Ok, it's not Bender but why start a whole new thread.
Ok, it's not Bender but why start a whole new thread.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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Re: BENDER
commandment one. (of one.) "god needs booze."
later in that same episode: "you can't count on god for jock."
later in that same episode: "you can't count on god for jock."
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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