Long Island Ice Tea
Moderators: mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Bluto, Smatter Noguts, Patchez
Long Island Ice Tea
Long island ice tea is a magical concoction. How can you put all those shots into a glass and have it taste like ice tea? It seems impossible. A human being can actually get hammered on about five of them (if they're made right).
- Smatter Noguts
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4948
- Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:05 pm
- Location: blackout island
- Phirefighter
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 909
- Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:54 pm
- Location: Sin City
- Contact:
Make mine double everything in half the size glass. And NO FUCKING LEMON.
"Ten thousand dollars! With that kind of money we could be millionaires!" -- Homer Simpson
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
HappyDrunk wrote: I could only be more scary drunk and in a moving object!
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
-
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4360
- Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:52 am
- Location: insert witty location here
My Mom is more a less a non drinker.
One time years ago she decided to have a drink and ordered a LI iced Tea not knowing what it was. That was pretty funny. She thought it was just gonna be a glass of iced tea with a shot of booze in it.
This does seem to run in my family. My Aunt went out with me on Halloween a few years back. We had dinner at my favorite pub. She actually said I just want to get soemthing really week, and the promptly ordered a Zombie. She was shocked to find out that a drink named after the walking dead was so strong.
Im starting to think I was adopted.
One time years ago she decided to have a drink and ordered a LI iced Tea not knowing what it was. That was pretty funny. She thought it was just gonna be a glass of iced tea with a shot of booze in it.
This does seem to run in my family. My Aunt went out with me on Halloween a few years back. We had dinner at my favorite pub. She actually said I just want to get soemthing really week, and the promptly ordered a Zombie. She was shocked to find out that a drink named after the walking dead was so strong.
Im starting to think I was adopted.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
-
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 299
- Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:50 pm
- Location: Lurking
- Phirefighter
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 909
- Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:54 pm
- Location: Sin City
- Contact:
He needs that for his male prostitution, how else would he make money these days?ampersand wrote:I'll take a bucket of what you're serving, a crazy straw, five ice cubes, the left hand of steven segal, and a coloring book.
welcome to the board!!
"Ten thousand dollars! With that kind of money we could be millionaires!" -- Homer Simpson
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
HappyDrunk wrote: I could only be more scary drunk and in a moving object!
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
he's got a spare. everybody knows that segal is a robot.Phirefighter wrote:He needs that for his male prostitution, how else would he make money these days?ampersand wrote:I'll take a bucket of what you're serving, a crazy straw, five ice cubes, the left hand of steven segal, and a coloring book.
welcome to the board!!
chuck norris is a real man, not a robot.
-
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 299
- Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:50 pm
- Location: Lurking
- Phirefighter
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 909
- Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:54 pm
- Location: Sin City
- Contact:
I already called dibs on ruling the world.ampersand wrote:wouldn't you like to know.The Scotsman wrote:Do the left hand and the coloring book have anything to do with each other?
it's all part of my plan.
"Ten thousand dollars! With that kind of money we could be millionaires!" -- Homer Simpson
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
HappyDrunk wrote: I could only be more scary drunk and in a moving object!
http://www.myspace.com/rockd
-
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 299
- Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:50 pm
- Location: Lurking
- Mrs. Scotsman
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 138
- Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:51 pm
- Location: with The Scotsman
-
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 299
- Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:50 pm
- Location: Lurking
- Mrs. Scotsman
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 138
- Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:51 pm
- Location: with The Scotsman