Oggar the hat thief?
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Oggar the hat thief?
What was up with that? I think BMMS came up to me very upset that Oggar had taken his hat and wouldn't give it back. I may have advised him to either ask for it nicely or wait until Oggar passes out.
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Actually, someone approached BMMS apparently very upset that Oggar had made off with his hat, and asked him if he knew where it was. Bmms then told him, and then asked "do you want me to go with you ?", to which he kind of hung his head and said "yeah".
Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
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I believe BMMS' words were, "Grizzly beartracks coming through!!" Ten seconds, Oggar comes storming through the room, then out the backdoor..Sgt. HSA wrote:Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
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Seconded. Motion carries.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Yup.Sgt. HSA wrote:Someone needs to tell this story, but I don't know that I'd do it justice; I think you had to be there to fully appreciate how funny it was.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote: Even the infamous dickhat.
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Ah, perhaps I combined the hat story with an equally hazy memory of BMMS (I think) asking how I deal with Oggar.Sgt. HSA wrote:Actually, someone approached BMMS apparently very upset that Oggar had made off with his hat, and asked him if he knew where it was. Bmms then told him, and then asked "do you want me to go with you ?", to which he kind of hung his head and said "yeah".
Funnier even than that was later on when I was sitting in the cigar bar, and I see BMMS come running through and out the door moving faster than I've ever seen him. Like 5 seconds later Oggar comes charging in, looks around, and says "WHERE IS HE ???"
And as far as the Dickhat story goes, you guys picked on that guy so bad that he was ready to fight me over it, and I wasn't even there. Good times.
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"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
"You know, I'm surprised that someone who looks like the aging love child of Big Bird and Snuffaluffagus would bring physical appearance into this." - Oggar
It dulls pain, makes the sun shine brighter, and makes boring people more interesting.
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I think you know more about the weekend dick "hat" then you're letting on.
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Ruiner- your Beam hat was sitting on the table in the room where Fiyah face planted all weekend. The "dick hat" story deserves it's own thread but it would be useless without a picture of the "dick hat."
And honestly Goose we kid because we love- it only kind of looked like a a dick. :) I really don't recall stealing so many hats. I remember taking BMMS's once or twice but that's it.
And honestly Goose we kid because we love- it only kind of looked like a a dick. :) I really don't recall stealing so many hats. I remember taking BMMS's once or twice but that's it.
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