getting out of bed to get a drink of booze. i'm sick of drunkard bruises. i feel like the Queens daughter, getting out of bed, and waking up with blue blood case of hemophila. OUCH! also, my head hurts from when i slept in the shrubbery the other night (monday). OUCH.
who else injures themselves whilst drunk?
ME. me!
i just bumped my leg.
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i just bumped my leg.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
like oggar. people think i'm getting beat up by lee. not the case. it's meself who does said damage. my leg hurts. i just went to the fridge to get said sip of booze, and bumped again!Sgt. HSA wrote:I only injure bathrooms.
it's 9-41am. CALGON take me away!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.Sgt. HSA wrote:And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.liz... wrote:like oggar.Sgt. HSA wrote:I only injure bathrooms.
I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?liz... wrote:i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.Sgt. HSA wrote:And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.liz... wrote: like oggar.
I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.
HD: Oh.
Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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i need a life partner.Sgt. HSA wrote:HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?liz... wrote:i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.Sgt. HSA wrote: And Palinka. I feel like I'm in good company.
I got a nice bruise on my leg the other night when drunk; don't remember how I got it, but it's a beaut.
me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.
HD: Oh.
Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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One who doesn't react to the 95% of what you say and do that's not significant so that you listen to the 5% they react to that usually winds up being important.liz... wrote:i need a life partner.Sgt. HSA wrote:HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?liz... wrote: i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.
HD: Oh.
Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
Great spouses know Oh, they utilize Oh, they embrace Oh.
Oh, it's how they roll.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
You could have had me but you wouldn't put out.liz... wrote:i need a life partner.Sgt. HSA wrote:HD: where did you get that bruise on your leg ?liz... wrote: i'm sick of drunkard CSI. i hate it. living w/ a non drunk sucks. all judgemental and shit. i know the freezer of booze and where to find it. WHY IS THERE NO RING ON ME FINGER? hahahha. cause i'm a drunk.
me: I dunno, I had it when I woke up. I vaguely remember walking into something though.
HD: Oh.
Life has been beautiful since she took up drinking in earnest.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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