How old is older?Professor Roomie wrote:I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?BrokeJudge wrote:I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again???Professor Roomie wrote:I am unfamiliar with these gentlemen. When did they last live/drink here?
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Roomie would enjoy that.slushfund wrote:I like the look of the Embassy Suites, with the central atrium. Public drunkeness with a gang of Her's friends among the flora and fauna...maybe they'll tie Roomie to a stump and poke him with cocktail umbrellas. Badfellow has already volunteered to film it.
I think I may have to fly Ruiner and Crystal in. I have lots of American Airlines frequent flyer miles. And I think we can talk Ruiner into bungee jumping in the 10 story atrium.
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You don't look older. Besides, you were bartending. Tips don't always have to be cash.Leggs55 wrote:Wow, I am lucky. Didn't cost me a thing.....I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
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Ok, since there's so much fucking support, I guess I have to do this. Ruiner, Crystal, how long of a long weekend around 2/29 can you be away? I need to plan this in the next week, when your plane tickets will require fewer Frequent Flyer miles.
I think, in order to get the MOA to allow us to parade a wookie around, we'll need a Star Wars celebrity there. I'm thinking Princess Leia is the most desperate one we could find? Any other suggestions?
I will book as many rooms as are necessary. Who's coming? Without Oggar and Roomie its a non-event, so thats 2 (I know they like it when I get then seperate rooms). My income depends on the market, which is now in the toilet. so I need to know asap.
I think, in order to get the MOA to allow us to parade a wookie around, we'll need a Star Wars celebrity there. I'm thinking Princess Leia is the most desperate one we could find? Any other suggestions?
I will book as many rooms as are necessary. Who's coming? Without Oggar and Roomie its a non-event, so thats 2 (I know they like it when I get then seperate rooms). My income depends on the market, which is now in the toilet. so I need to know asap.
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I'm in.
Assuming that you fly me there.
Why would you? I'll tell you why.
My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that gathering. You need me at that gathering.
Assuming that you fly me there.
Why would you? I'll tell you why.
My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that gathering. You need me at that gathering.
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Won't the bullet in your arm set off the detectors at the airport again??ivan wrote:I'm in.
Assuming that you fly me there.
Why would you? I'll tell you why.
My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that gathering. You need me at that gathering.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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You get there Friday, occupy your room, and then we'll see. I still have to get the costumes. It might be easier if you were to get your own Ewok costume, and bring it. I think Ruiner would look good in a Jabba the Hut costume, especially if he brought one of those wheelchairs we keep hearing about.
We WILL go to the MOA every day; there's (at least) 11 places to drink there.
We WILL go to the MOA every day; there's (at least) 11 places to drink there.