I guess this is similar to Mad Lions "what lengths you go to ..." post, but what have you folks done to hide your booze?
I sure some of you have not had to hide it but I think there are a fair number of my fellow booze hounds who have had to resort to some real cloak and dagger moves to keep happily jucing...
So what have you all done to hide things? Have you resorted to the old toilet tank spot?, The attic? pour in into your coke?
Let me know!
Hiding your booze...
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Hiding your booze...
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Re: Hiding your booze...
Stick it in a cabinet.
Honestly, I'm more inclined to hide the empties if someone is coming over, mainly because I'm a slovenly bachelor and have empty cans covering my stovetop all the time.
Honestly, I'm more inclined to hide the empties if someone is coming over, mainly because I'm a slovenly bachelor and have empty cans covering my stovetop all the time.
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I hide nothing...im a drunkin open book...i drink in front of people that dont n do get offended by my actions from drinking...and peeps that dont like my drinking , beercans, bottles.etc around my place can drop down and proceed to suck my cock...thank you and goodnight
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Any time I can, I bring back a bottle beer from my lunch hour. A metal Starbucks travel cup works well when 1600 rolls around and I'm needing a pick-me-up.
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The only people I hide my booze from is the kids, and the top of the fridge or inside the freezer works well enough for now.
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You hide it so they won't see it or drink it? :-Dgerald_weigel wrote:The only people I hide my booze from is the kids, and the top of the fridge or inside the freezer works well enough for now.
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Yup.Lushie wrote:You hide it so they won't see it or drink it? :-Dgerald_weigel wrote:The only people I hide my booze from is the kids, and the top of the fridge or inside the freezer works well enough for now.
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When my mom first quit drinking, my dad would hide liquor in my bedroom closet, and he would share with me for the 'trouble.'
That was a good summer.
That was a good summer.
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WON'T hang out w/ anyone that i felt to need to hide booze from.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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In my stomach.
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Re: Hiding your booze...
why for?
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I'd hide my booze form you!liz... wrote:WON'T hang out w/ anyone that i felt to need to hide booze from.
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I was going to say this... but I really do hide it from my employer. Family? Hell no. In fact, I stock up before I have to visit them and tell my mother quite frequently that "I've not had enough gin to deal with you".Slackjawd wrote:In my stomach.
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HAHAHAHA !!!! Nice...I know the feeling. My ex-wifes Dad made me feel that way. Only substitute Gin with Burbon...Gin McGuinness wrote:I was going to say this... but I really do hide it from my employer. Family? Hell no. In fact, I stock up before I have to visit them and tell my mother quite frequently that "I've not had enough gin to deal with you".Slackjawd wrote:In my stomach.
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I hate it when I come to a thread to late and someone has already stated my exact response, except that my empties don't gather on the stovetop, but there are several in the bathroom due to my post-hockey shower beer.FNZ wrote:Stick it in a cabinet.
Honestly, I'm more inclined to hide the empties if someone is coming over, mainly because I'm a slovenly bachelor and have empty cans covering my stovetop all the time.
Nowadays, I rarely hide my drinking. But I do have a pair of flasks for when I need to be stealthy.
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