I've been out tonight , did some crazy shit, had a good time, drank alot, did more crazy shit, all within reason.
I come home, it's 3 A.M., the people in my building are screami9ng, arguing, slamming doors, babys cryin.
I'm a fuckin nutcase bvut ya know what? I live here and have a good time without screamng at peoplre. I scream when i go out. these fuckin people havent the slightest idea what a good timew is, they havent eevn experienced life but they wanna yell and scream about what they think is ...I dunno what the hell theyre screamn about.
this shit all makes me feel like a rocket surgeon. I mean cmon,
I really like living among inbred retards. They make me feel like I'm the sane one. and I got liquor so fuck em
Its a sliding scale people!
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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That just may have to become my work e-mail sig line. Especially since I'm an editor. Screw my clients and their "grammar."this shit all makes me feel like a rocket surgeon
If I had a nickel for every time I drank too much, I'd buy another case.
- Illiniwek
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I think you've just killed my buzz.steved2112 wrote:I always knew drumming was Karen Carpenter's first love, and that she was no average drummer.
But holy smokes. She's a monster!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJUnh6N8-U
Of course that means I'll just have to start over.
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I never really paid any attention to her skills. You are right, Karen could pound those skins.steved2112 wrote:I always knew drumming was Karen Carpenter's first love, and that she was no average drummer.
But holy smokes. She's a monster!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJUnh6N8-U
Damn.
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I think they were both on a shitload of drugs...
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I'm watching the Godfather trilogy all day on AMC. I might as well. Don't have any wine, though. Just one good drink of tequila left. It has been a joy to share my drunkness with y'all this weekend. I will go back to my undrunkenness for a while, and then, you know.
I had a disturbingly sexual dream about my late first bf. He was never so nice in real life. Or good.
I had a disturbingly sexual dream about my late first bf. He was never so nice in real life. Or good.
Mayhem is everywhere.
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This made me lol. I may just check in with the Godfather myself.Grace O'Malley wrote:I had a disturbingly sexual dream about my late first bf. He was never so nice in real life. Or good.
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What happened during those lost 4 hours on Friday which made it seem as if I'd slept in a stream.
And now, because of a previous drunkard's post, where ARE Chewbacca's genitals?!
And now, because of a previous drunkard's post, where ARE Chewbacca's genitals?!
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I want to watch Leaving Las Vegas or The Deer Hunter or Superbad while getting really drunk, can't do it today. Seen all of them before, not really sure which I should go with first, or when. I'm gonna try to get my brother to join in on this.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.
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according to my friend who actually knows Peter Mayhew (the guy who played Chewbacca), they are there, just covered by fur. And yes, I did make him ask him. He said it was the most uncomfortable thing he's ever done. I pride myself on that.
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
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I am at work, and I Do Not Want To Be Here! It's a nice sunny day (the best we've had for ages, probably), and I'm stuck in a fucking office/kitchen doing paperwork. Let me out!
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Oh for fuck's sake! It's bad enough being at work, but I have to share the office with my bosses two dogs, and they won't stop barking. I'm usually a softie when it comes to pooches, but I swear I'm going to lose my temper, grab that long carving knife off the counter and rip the fuckers to shreds! Today is not shaping up well. Why the fuck didn't I phone in sick? Fuck. Get me to a pub!
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Right now I'm thinking about how to tell everyone on MDM that I'm engaged.
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WWDJFD?
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WWDJFD?
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Congratulations. My suggestion for your wedding announcement is to mail everybody a bottle of fine Spirits.
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Congrats. Get celebrating!