If you kno
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If you kno
I have more enoug whiskeey in my belly to float a boat. I love you god damnit if you cock sucerd ever post up fucking drink
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Re: If you kno
Everyone knows that everything counts.
I need to learn how to type without L's because this keyboard hasn't a well working one.
I need to learn how to type without L's because this keyboard hasn't a well working one.
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America, in your damn mirrored sunglasses!
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Kick it, Bigtfoot!
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It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
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i guess. plush shinerbock. but texas stole my woman, so i will hate her forever, present company not withstanding.Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
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don't mess with Texas . . .you might step in shit.
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render me persona-fuck-offa ---smatter noguts
render me persona-fuck-offa ---smatter noguts
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SSSSHHHHEEEEEEEeeeeiiiiiIIIIItttttTTTTT!Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
Ya'll Texans done us all right, all right!(except for that Connecticut Yankee wannabe... ahem...)
Ya I'm still here, drunk and ornery...
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oh yehhhh? you finally finish that bottle in your slum?Palmwine Drunkard wrote:SSSSHHHHEEEEEEEeeeeiiiiiIIIIItttttTTTTT!Gin McGuinness wrote:It's 1300 here in Slingawhore, I've got a belly full of booze, lookin up information about diving courses, lookin' over this lovely board, making invitations for Small Fry's end-of-school party, cooling a tres leches cake in the kitchen and listen to Waylan all from the comforts of my silk robe.... I think we Texans do it all right.
Ya'll Texans done us all right, all right!(except for that Connecticut Yankee wannabe... ahem...)
Ya I'm still here, drunk and ornery...
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Nothing.....nothing good ever happened to me in Texas. If I never go back we'll both be pleased.
don't mess with Texas.....I live these words.
don't mess with Texas.....I live these words.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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