Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
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Re: This is why I love the Grumpy
that's awesome, savage. halloween is also a big deal at our household, me and the wife always go all out. i'm about to put the finishin touches on out decorations and get my costume together to scare the shit out of the kiddies when they come bummin for candy. it's cold as hell here and cloudy though,there's a good possibility that it'll snow too. i'm really hopin not though, hate to see my favorite holiday spoiled.
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i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
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Re: This is why I love the Grumpy
Grumpy is definitely the only one I shall accept to marry the daughters of.Savage wrote:So, Halloween is a huge thing, here at the Big Pink Pile of Stucco. The old man told them at work, Hey, I'm off on Monday. He got some shit for that, and he told them, "It's a holiday"
They said, What? So he showed them his camera phone pics of our place. They shut up. In a few hours, the old fart will be up to prepare for the big day. Yay!
Now I just have to get them to understand that my birthday constitutes a day of worship (religious holiday) for Grumpy.
You're welcome Ma.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne
Lt Commander Scott: "Cap'n, the warp drive and the matter-anti-matter converter can't take much more of this...the turkey...it's gonna blow...we gotta shut her down!"
Captain Kirk: "Steady as she goes, Mr Scott...give me more steam for this bird...and throw in a few more dilithium crystals while you're at it!"
Dr McCoy: "He's dead, Jim...the turkey's dead!"
Mr Spock: "For once I agree with Dr McCoy, Jim. In this case, the good doctor's logic is irrefutably sound."
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne
After watching that, I will never be able to get Shatner whispering, "where's the dingle-dangle?" out of my head.
Ever.
Ever.
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Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne
"Oh MY!"waahoohah wrote:After watching that, I will never be able to get Shatner whispering, "where's the dingle-dangle?" out of my head.
Ever.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne
Torky frayah! Ahm gonna try thayut! It even has the dingle-dangle! Funny thing, Grumpy has yet to fry a turkey in that thing. He did fry a mess of lobsters, which my daughter cried about, and became vegetarian on the spot.
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Ooh, the Grumpy just woke up.
Only to go to sleep again, for maybe three-something hours. Life is so predictable, here in the big pink pile of stucco.
and i only came up here because he was making noises like a choking moose. i would love to go to bed, but those noises, i mean, sounds like a broken garbage disposer. damn.
and i only came up here because he was making noises like a choking moose. i would love to go to bed, but those noises, i mean, sounds like a broken garbage disposer. damn.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man
Savage wrote:The Terminator is about to become governor of California.
NOT AGAIN!
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Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"
It is so calm and peaceful here right now. Tomorrow we are going to take a mental health break and just fart around, antiquing and eating and drinking. Time enough on the following days for grass cutting, elder caring, and so forth.
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Re: Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"
Send the Marine to the CCC, of course, it's a bit rough for a whimsy (taunting) American soldier there, but it is good fun.Savage wrote:It is so calm and peaceful here right now. Tomorrow we are going to take a mental health break and just fart around, antiquing and eating and drinking. Time enough on the following days for grass cutting, elder caring, and so forth.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man
I hate when they resurrect the dead. I only though we were in hell, when we had that stupid Austrian actor in office. Now, we have Obama 2, and the shit has only begun to hit the fan. And by the way, we still have Jerry Brown, on his fourth round of grinding the state of California into the dirt. shit. i'll lie still. aim for my head.
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California Uber Alles! Anyone?Savage wrote:...we still have Jerry Brown...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"
We added to the pile of antique or otherwise junk in the big pink pink of stucco, but we ate in a mall food court. >gasp, shudder< It was almost like we were Walmart folks. Did you know, there are people who go out in public with their ass cracks showing? Oh my goodness! I had the vapors, and Grumpy was just barely able to revive me with a canteen of Makers.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man
I'd go to Canada, but it's cold, and a cliche. How come no one ever says, "Sheeit, my candidate didn't win. I'm going to the Fiji Islands!"
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