"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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There was troll named RIPT. He was rumored to be one of the wealthiest, handsomest, most powerful trolls in lower New England, and his prowess with pointing handguns at web-cams was such that women flocked to him and no man dared issue challenge. His sexual exploits were (CENSORED). Mighty RIPT was also a wizard and master of disguise, capable of growing tits and posting a fake account claiming to be a hot blond tennis instructor driving a Mercedes Benz convertible. I once had opportunity to joust verbally with the troll. Several, actually. And while I did not manage to slay the fetid creature, I believe I was at least partially responsible for driving him off from the village.
Badfellow wrote:...I believe I was at least partially responsible for driving him off from the village.
Not to mention beating him, repeatedly, at strip-chess.
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Badfellow wrote:...I had to resort to teaching him checkers because he couldn't fit the pieces up his ass quite so easily.
But, you must admit, he was the very devil himself when it came to craps*.
* Not the gambling game.
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Badfellow wrote:He was rumored to be one of the wealthiest, handsomest, most powerful trolls in lower New England, and his prowess with pointing handguns at web-cams...
ha! oh, memories...
"Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
That he intends to challenge the Duke of Edinburgh for Queen Elizabeth's hand in marriage. Once he's won (he's going to cheat by dressing up as a bear and mocking Prince Phillip's Graeco-Austrian roots) he'll use his position to become KING OF THE INTERWEBS and then no-one will ever ban him again!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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