Some of you might know, there will be a fourth installment of the Mad Max series Slightly Annoyed Max and the Sanatogen Tablets
The third part sucked dry balls, but one and two are instant classics.
So for some time now I thought about a possible fourth part drunkard style:
Peak oil is long gone, people shredded their heads over it to no avail. But time`s changed and there`s an even more glaring need all of a sudden:
Peak alcohol!
Yes you read that right. The horror of mankinds end, manifesting itself in it`s most brutal fashion.
Here come`s our hero, not gibson this time please (always open for better suggestions), a flask and bottle opener his only usable devices. One filled with sand to keep his hopes and his mind alive, the other clotted with that poor bastards blood he last fought over a glass of pruno with many years ago.
The grace of a man of our times long has escaped his sered face looking for drink, haunting him are the demons of the times vandals emptyed his home bar and made him watch while wounded.
But now walking aimelessly through the desert out of nowhere arises a distillery. Hounded by the same vandals who raped the last drop out of his beloved hooch.
This fight is his, no gun, no barrell can stop him, he will get drunk!
New Mad Max
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Re: New Mad Max
The premise of your film is so frightening, I need three more drinks immediately, or I will pass out in terror.oettinger wrote:Yes you read that right. The horror of mankinds end, manifesting itself in it`s most brutal fashion.
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Re: New Mad Max
Then never go alone to the movies again:booznik wrote:The premise of your film is so frightening, I need three more drinks immediately, or I will pass out in terror.oettinger wrote:Yes you read that right. The horror of mankinds end, manifesting itself in it`s most brutal fashion.
Still looking for a proper gibson replacement though.
Drink!
Re: New Mad Max
Ryan Reynolds would make a good smarmy Max.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: New Mad Max
I hope that Beyonce is in it as the new Dame of Bartertown.
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Typical evening for you, isn't it. You jet-setting bastard. I saw you in that Lamborghini with Jessica Biel last night.oettinger wrote:Screw Beyonce, fuck Rhianna, drink till you drop
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Re: New Mad Max
But that would mean that "Lord Humongous" would have to be played by Jack Black; and nobody wants to see that!?!Patchez wrote:Ryan Reynolds would make a good smarmy Max.
> shudder <
The horror, the horror...
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Re: New Mad Max
Master Blaster: Master played by Peter Dinklage? That would bring gravitas to the energy...
Instead of "See? He not bad, he nice!"
it would be:
"I seriously wonder if you would care for a BEATING of magnificent proportions, my good fellow..."
Instead of "See? He not bad, he nice!"
it would be:
"I seriously wonder if you would care for a BEATING of magnificent proportions, my good fellow..."
Re: New Mad Max
Christian Bale as The Nightrider
Dwayne Johnson as Bubba Zanetti (is he really in talks to starr as Colt Seavers????)
throwin up at the thoughts of it
Somehow a P Diddy cameo and I will jump off this building
Dwayne Johnson as Bubba Zanetti (is he really in talks to starr as Colt Seavers????)
throwin up at the thoughts of it
Somehow a P Diddy cameo and I will jump off this building
Drink!
Re: New Mad Max
Or after finally seeing the World's End we could go with a Simon Peg rework of it. Could be amusing.
If not Rowan Atkinson for Gyro Captain.
If not Rowan Atkinson for Gyro Captain.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: New Mad Max
Just connecting dots here:
We got:
A Simon Pegg directed piece: Madly Drunk,
Peak Alcohol
booznik is frightened
Ryan Reynolds as Max
Beyonce as Tina
Jack Black as lord homongous
Peter Dinklage as Master
Christian Bale as The Knightrider
Dwayne Johnson as Bubba Zanetti
Blaster ????
Starring in his last serious role:
Rowan Atkinson as Gyro Captain (well done patchez)
This flick screams of a sequel before the original one is released
What about a cocktail named Mad Max though?
PS: can we squeeze in Shia LaBeouf as Emil Minty and Samuel L Jackson as the dog, because he takes on any role that pays him a buck (try watching two movies released since 1998 in a row he doesn`t take part in, it`s impossible!)
We got:
A Simon Pegg directed piece: Madly Drunk,
Peak Alcohol
booznik is frightened
Ryan Reynolds as Max
Beyonce as Tina
Jack Black as lord homongous
Peter Dinklage as Master
Christian Bale as The Knightrider
Dwayne Johnson as Bubba Zanetti
Blaster ????
Starring in his last serious role:
Rowan Atkinson as Gyro Captain (well done patchez)
This flick screams of a sequel before the original one is released
What about a cocktail named Mad Max though?
PS: can we squeeze in Shia LaBeouf as Emil Minty and Samuel L Jackson as the dog, because he takes on any role that pays him a buck (try watching two movies released since 1998 in a row he doesn`t take part in, it`s impossible!)
Drink!