Has the Pope weighed in on the holy miracle of the pug's bunghole yet?
Well, admittedly, the air conditioner looks more like a young Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter than it does a Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.
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Badfellow wrote:Has the Pope weighed in on the holy miracle of the pug's bunghole yet?
Well, admittedly, the air conditioner looks more like a young Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter than it does a Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.
AVAST! yon stealers of idolatry and bungholes. A cask deserves a better opening.
POUR!
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That airconditioning unit apparition looks more like Obama ...oops...Osama bin Laden.
As for the sphincter christ: beware of where you are looking for your messiah, for you may find it in a stinky place.
As for the sphincter christ: beware of where you are looking for your messiah, for you may find it in a stinky place.
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Now don't incense the Crusaders!frankennietzsche wrote:...you may find it in a stinky place.
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The use of shitty puns has been ap-poo-ved.mistah willies wrote:Now don't incense the Crusaders!frankennietzsche wrote:...you may find it in a stinky place.
That guy just shows up everywhere.
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They can be so in-Hospitable.mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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frankennietzsche wrote:They can be so in-Hospitable.mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
Aye,
or,
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What do you expect after all those late knights?frankennietzsche wrote:They can be so in-Hospitable.mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
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Fun tangient:
I read, mayhaps on ye olde wikipaedia, that the root of the word "Baphomet", the name for the devil that the Templars were accused of worshiping, was a derivation through several languages/sources of the name Mohammed.
I read, mayhaps on ye olde wikipaedia, that the root of the word "Baphomet", the name for the devil that the Templars were accused of worshiping, was a derivation through several languages/sources of the name Mohammed.
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Man, one could could go many ways with this.
Here's one:
Let's have a drink at the ole Overlook?
*chug*
Here's one:
Let's have a drink at the ole Overlook?
*chug*
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Excellent.
All work and no play makes Johnny drink a lot on Independence Day...
All work and no play makes Johnny drink a lot on Independence Day...
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Now that's fairly ridiculous.British spellings must be Americanised even when they occur in a proper noun. Thus the CIA would only talk about the "Labor Party", should they ever have anything to say about them.
Dear America...
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I could be more apathetic.
Hey, he said something at the end, there, about "research". What's the rumpus with that?
Hey, he said something at the end, there, about "research". What's the rumpus with that?
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I could be more Drunk. I fact, I will.