Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
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Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
War for everybody!
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
frankennietzsche wrote:War for everybody!
Cheers to something that unifies folks!
Wait, erm,
Let's DRINK to DRINK instead. I'd opt for a proper bar fight and settling differences in the simple, honest way, instead of the grandiosity of egomaniacs who make everyone else die.
Let them damned politicians duke it out with each other in an alley.
Bastards
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
Wouldn`t have lasted a minute, no casualtiesmistah willies wrote:frankennietzsche wrote:War for everybody!
Cheers to something that unifies folks!
Wait, erm,
Let's DRINK to DRINK instead. I'd opt for a proper bar fight and settling differences in the simple, honest way, instead of the grandiosity of egomaniacs who make everyone else die.
Let them damned politicians duke it out with each other in an alley.
Bastards
.
Drink!
Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
That's why a great drunken weekend is so much like going "over the top". You are going to loose some. Men will drop. Drive On!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
DRINK! against the dying of the bottle
yup
yup
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
You know I had to...
One of my favorite bands- Franz Ferdinand, with Shopping for Blood. You know, he really loved his girl
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One of my favorite bands- Franz Ferdinand, with Shopping for Blood. You know, he really loved his girl
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
Anyone who knows this song is on the NSA list. No exceptions.mistah willies wrote:You know I had to...
One of my favorite bands- Franz Ferdinand, with Shopping for Blood. You know, he really loved his girl
That'll be us.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
One link deserves another. But not more, because this is not the right thread.
This one got a ton or two of radio play.
Take Me Out
This one got a ton or two of radio play.
Take Me Out
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
As if the horrors of World War One weren't bad enough, the powers that be decided to put a ban on hard liquor for the rank and file, in 1915.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
The last line of the article might cause a stirred mind to find no rest tonight.
Stirred! I say. But not shaken.
To wit:
"How is it that a nation does for the purposes of war what it does not think necessary for the national life in time of peace?"
Hell, man, why not steady the nerves of a sniper, doing his best to shave the chin of the enemy before setting him to his holy land? Or a Tankard, slowly spinning his turret to roast flying-ground meat, cooking mince?
Gin steadies the shaky rum-shakes from the night before, and freshens the breath.
Peace time?
Yes, we fight in order to enjoy Lovely Miss Ethyl as we will, with neither infiltration nor incontinence, from the pansy-wastoids of the inhibitors.
we will DRINK!
let us drink them to their graves.
Stirred! I say. But not shaken.
To wit:
"How is it that a nation does for the purposes of war what it does not think necessary for the national life in time of peace?"
Hell, man, why not steady the nerves of a sniper, doing his best to shave the chin of the enemy before setting him to his holy land? Or a Tankard, slowly spinning his turret to roast flying-ground meat, cooking mince?
Gin steadies the shaky rum-shakes from the night before, and freshens the breath.
Peace time?
Yes, we fight in order to enjoy Lovely Miss Ethyl as we will, with neither infiltration nor incontinence, from the pansy-wastoids of the inhibitors.
we will DRINK!
let us drink them to their graves.
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
If you are suggesting that we drink, to the grave, the donkeys responsible, then my booze supplies will be diminished in joining you.mistah willies wrote:...let us drink them to their graves.
if you are referring to those poor bastards that ended buried under Flanders' mud, chocked on Gallipolii's beaches or frozen under the Alpine ice (and many other places where they may never be found), I'll drink to their lives but not their loss.
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Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
Talk about adding insult to injury...Palinka wrote:As if the horrors of World War One weren't bad enough, the powers that be decided to put a ban on hard liquor for the rank and file, in 1915.
Re: Happy 100th Birthday, World War I
The vietnam war is throwing a big blast of a party. WWI will make the trip also
Drink!