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Once we were all the same
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Once we were all the same
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Re: Once we were all the same
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Once we were all the same
We monkeys got this in common
Ethyl is the salve, our saint?
Ethyl is the salve, our saint?
Re: Once we were all the same
would that it were the days of yore. When a tribe in Africa would find the magic of a honey tree that got rained on and a little yeast were introduced by said rain. The hunters that found this treasure, after Mother Nature had taken Her course and produced sweet honey wine, would rush back to their village and all would gather to partake and rejoice in what the Gods had given them. They would stay until the tree was empty. Bacchus bless them.
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Point of order: Those are all apes.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Ah yes, my fault. I just coudn`t find a lemur pic cute enoughfrankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
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Ape shall not harm Ape.frankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
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All well and fine but what of us that decided to devolve from higher-beings.Patchez wrote:Ape shall not harm Ape.frankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
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I suppose we must fend for ourselves. Devo!
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Re: Once we were all the same
Primates are pretty universal when it comes to being assholes...
i.e Footage of a Gang of Chimpanzees torturing and eventually killing a lone Chimp
Just sayin'...
i.e Footage of a Gang of Chimpanzees torturing and eventually killing a lone Chimp
Just sayin'...
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Re: Once we were all the same
Bolt Thrower Through the ages, a full list would make youtube`s servers explode (ha!). So humankind, keep the neverending tale go on!
Like Chomsky says, capitalism needs war to survive
Back to topic and last post, wasn`t there a song called "human nature" by michael jackson?
Still wondering why the chimp are the closest to us? But north of the congo river there are no chimp but bonobo who deal with trouble by having sex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
Like Chomsky says, capitalism needs war to survive
Back to topic and last post, wasn`t there a song called "human nature" by michael jackson?
Still wondering why the chimp are the closest to us? But north of the congo river there are no chimp but bonobo who deal with trouble by having sex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
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