The risk of being attacked much less killed by a shark are so statistically small as to be basically moot.
moot
(comparative more moot, superlative most moot)
(current in the UK, rare in the US) Subject to discussion (originally at a moot); arguable, debatable, unsolved or impossible to solve.
(Canada, US, chiefly law) Being an exercise of thought; academic.
(Canada, US) Having no practical impact or relevance.
That point may make for a good discussion, but it is moot.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "