You can always serve as a bad example.whiskeyprick wrote:Are among us and buying them drinks doesn't help. Guess I'm one of them
The say what's on your mind thread ....
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- Smatter Noguts
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Re: Fucktards
Re: Fucktards
Smatter Noguts wrote:You can always serve as a bad example.whiskeyprick wrote:Are among us and buying them drinks doesn't help. Guess I'm one of them
A Bad Example.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Fucktards
What kind of wording...
To the copulation impaired!
To the copulation impaired!
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."
Just sayin'
Isn't the french horn the most baroque-looking instrument ever?
Hey, we've lost our heart, but I'm here as the liver. So far. so good. I hope. If not, I get to see Palink and Karma and my grandmas and so forth, so I got that going for me. Pour me another Makers, as I live to drink, or is it, I drink to live?
btw... FUCK CANCER!
Hey, we've lost our heart, but I'm here as the liver. So far. so good. I hope. If not, I get to see Palink and Karma and my grandmas and so forth, so I got that going for me. Pour me another Makers, as I live to drink, or is it, I drink to live?
btw... FUCK CANCER!
I don't post often, but I always post drunk.
I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Savage types for me, but she doesn't tell me what to say.
I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Savage types for me, but she doesn't tell me what to say.
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Re: Just sayin'
THe brass teacher at school told me I was inept and would never play the french horn. Well I certainly didn't show him. Hope it doesn't keep you down
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Just sayin'
Am I the only woman left on board? Will I start to have to shave my face ever day? Oh dear.
I missed the last lifeboat, trying to make last call in the bar. Nearer my God to Thee. Well, I did steal a couple of bottles of bourbon, just in case this thing gets really serious. Oh, Stewardess! Fetch me a dry deck lounge chair and a glass. I'm going to sit and drink this one out.
I missed the last lifeboat, trying to make last call in the bar. Nearer my God to Thee. Well, I did steal a couple of bottles of bourbon, just in case this thing gets really serious. Oh, Stewardess! Fetch me a dry deck lounge chair and a glass. I'm going to sit and drink this one out.
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Re: Just sayin'
Some, unwisely, have called me a pussy
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Re: Just sayin'
Well,that is rude. You should scratch them. And then drink all their booze.
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Re: Just sayin'
I guess I'll stick around for last call.
Ate prime rib eye today, played cribbage with my son, and am currently cancer free, sort of.
Drinking Laphroig Quarter Cask.
.000001%, baby.
Ate prime rib eye today, played cribbage with my son, and am currently cancer free, sort of.
Drinking Laphroig Quarter Cask.
.000001%, baby.
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Re: Just sayin'
I tried to go into a bar to get a last beer before catching the last bus home.
I missed last orders.
I had the last drop of brandy from my hipflask.
It was good.
I got really thirsty
I drank the last bus.
Now Jill Stein wants me to be her running mate.
I missed last orders.
I had the last drop of brandy from my hipflask.
It was good.
I got really thirsty
I drank the last bus.
Now Jill Stein wants me to be her running mate.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Re: Just sayin'
Well, that is way cool! Great news!Smatter Noguts wrote:I guess I'll stick around for last call.
Ate prime rib eye today, played cribbage with my son, and am currently cancer free, sort of.
Drinking Laphroig Quarter Cask.
.000001%, baby.
I thought I was doing well, despite being denied my chemo because of low platelets.
But now, I have disturbing symptoms. I will go to Balboa on Saturday to check my blood,, and then see the head oncologist on Thursday and probably check in for a while, for more transfusions and chemo. What a bore. I hate hospital food. >gag<
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Re: Just sayin'
No! I'm here!
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Re: Just sayin'
Well, thank gawd. What would we do without you? I've been hanging 'round these parts since 2003, and I've seen 'em come, and go. Please stay.NYDingbat wrote:No! I'm here!
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Issues
Wah fuckun Wah, Life sucks or sails, Get over it. move on. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Issues
fuck my phone, lost it trying to save someone else. men ssh
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald