- would be president by now
- would`ve commited suicide
- would`ve never met Viking n Willies (Big loss)
- nothing at all, still be drunk
- never upped my liver tolerance level from average to cool
. got married and had children that hate me more than I hate them
- lived of cat-food living in a dumpster with my best friend being a dead rat
- never knew skype was avaiable at said dumpster
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- AntonArkydivich
- Super Drunkard
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- would have thought I'm the only person as willfully fucked in the head as I happen to be.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter
- Josh Ritter
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- would spent more time with my women and my loved one`s, tiny whiskey, vodka goes to school already, tequila became a grown up drink himself (he doesn`t need any nanny mixers anymore), gin ran away one day. Beer n wine are still sucking underproof milk but they also will come around
Drink!
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would not be able to easily justify sitting at the computer in my under britches getting toasted.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- oldsmartskunk
- Inebriate Savant
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would be jerking off and drinking alone. Annnnndd that came out really wrong... In a good way!
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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I'd probably have got a dog by now and it would hate me
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
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...would have been just as drunk, just not as crass or as classy... "crassy"?
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- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Without this Modern Drunkard Magazine board I ...
Would have found each of you and stolen your booze anyway.
Mind, you, do not sleep. Keep one eye open and one bottle closed.
...Yeah right.
Hey. Cheers to you bunch of miscreants and MDMers.
DRINK!
Famned Damily.
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Would have found each of you and stolen your booze anyway.
Mind, you, do not sleep. Keep one eye open and one bottle closed.
...Yeah right.
Hey. Cheers to you bunch of miscreants and MDMers.
DRINK!
Famned Damily.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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would like to imagine I was thin. I would also own a Maerati 5000GT
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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three obedient dogs, and a cat that looked to me for fashion tips
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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- would have rescued that poor little family out of that burning car wreck. Hey, HEY, do not scream so loud! I`m busy posting asshat, people these days...
Drink!