Can a fella write that sort of thing off on his taxes?
Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
My parents are getting old, bougth mom a shovel and dad also got a shovel. Now they can burry each other.
I hate gifts really. We don`t do this. Every year I`ll still end up with a pair of socks and two packs of marlboros
I hate gifts really. We don`t do this. Every year I`ll still end up with a pair of socks and two packs of marlboros
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
Fuckin SCORE!
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
The sons are getting Knob Creek Single Barrel Store Select. the Daughters in law are getting rums, George Bowman Colonial Era Dark Caribbean, and vodkas, not sure which type. My bro is getting something I can't name cause the pecker head is on here.
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
Bought a bottle of Bulleit last night for visiting about my Rez. At one point, I was standing in a garage below freezing, warmed by conversation with a tropical breeze, Santa Claus who else loves in northern Penn, and a side with a thick German accent. They must have moved here since I been gone.
Dotta's stealing me soon and we'll hit some pubs and buy each other rounds.
Dotta's stealing me soon and we'll hit some pubs and buy each other rounds.
Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
Scored the Marls and also got 100, repeat after me, one hundred bucks cash for our `18 summer trip.
I think I got first round covered with that!
I think I got first round covered with that!
Drink!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas and a big Cheers! to everyone.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
The very best to you Sir on this merriest of Christmas eves. All the best everyone and a good buzz that lasts into the new year. WooHoo!!!
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Re: Merry Christmas!
Merry Xmas to all and sundry.
Funny, from different corners of the world we are all here ringing in another year, not knowing each other in person, none the wiser but all touching our own little pieces of eternity as we drink and think our way through a night that knows nothing of Christmas let alone our own names, let alone the strange motives that lead us to the inexplicable want to forget our own and join something bigger, timeless and (from a distance) happy. And each time we reassess and resolve, there's always the tacit acceptance that we will do something funny, off kilter, never fully committing to the plan but hearts always in the right place knowing that there is always tomorrow to turn it around if we want to. It's the clarity that comes with being a drunkard.
I salute you all.
Funny, from different corners of the world we are all here ringing in another year, not knowing each other in person, none the wiser but all touching our own little pieces of eternity as we drink and think our way through a night that knows nothing of Christmas let alone our own names, let alone the strange motives that lead us to the inexplicable want to forget our own and join something bigger, timeless and (from a distance) happy. And each time we reassess and resolve, there's always the tacit acceptance that we will do something funny, off kilter, never fully committing to the plan but hearts always in the right place knowing that there is always tomorrow to turn it around if we want to. It's the clarity that comes with being a drunkard.
I salute you all.
Re: Merry Christmas!
That was truly beautiful and well said. Skal!gede wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:16 amMerry Xmas to all and sundry.
Funny, from different corners of the world we are all here ringing in another year, not knowing each other in person, none the wiser but all touching our own little pieces of eternity as we drink and think our way through a night that knows nothing of Christmas let alone our own names, let alone the strange motives that lead us to the inexplicable want to forget our own and join something bigger, timeless and (from a distance) happy. And each time we reassess and resolve, there's always the tacit acceptance that we will do something funny, off kilter, never fully committing to the plan but hearts always in the right place knowing that there is always tomorrow to turn it around if we want to. It's the clarity that comes with being a drunkard.
I salute you all.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: Merry Christmas!
Have to agree 100%. Well said, gede. My glass is raised to you and may yours never run dry.Patchez wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:52 amThat was truly beautiful and well said. Skal!gede wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:16 amMerry Xmas to all and sundry.
Funny, from different corners of the world we are all here ringing in another year, not knowing each other in person, none the wiser but all touching our own little pieces of eternity as we drink and think our way through a night that knows nothing of Christmas let alone our own names, let alone the strange motives that lead us to the inexplicable want to forget our own and join something bigger, timeless and (from a distance) happy. And each time we reassess and resolve, there's always the tacit acceptance that we will do something funny, off kilter, never fully committing to the plan but hearts always in the right place knowing that there is always tomorrow to turn it around if we want to. It's the clarity that comes with being a drunkard.
I salute you all.
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And to cheers to you!gede wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:16 amMerry Xmas to all and sundry.
Funny, from different corners of the world we are all here ringing in another year, not knowing each other in person, none the wiser but all touching our own little pieces of eternity as we drink and think our way through a night that knows nothing of Christmas let alone our own names, let alone the strange motives that lead us to the inexplicable want to forget our own and join something bigger, timeless and (from a distance) happy. And each time we reassess and resolve, there's always the tacit acceptance that we will do something funny, off kilter, never fully committing to the plan but hearts always in the right place knowing that there is always tomorrow to turn it around if we want to. It's the clarity that comes with being a drunkard.
I salute you all.
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
I bought Patchez his right infront of him.. I am a dick
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
Was it a case of Zima?
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Re: What have you bought people for christmas?
Not a damn thing. And nobody bought me anything either, so we're even.