Probably an endless list of what I like, just top of my head stuff. Thanks brother!
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- ArmLegHandWhat
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Welcome aboard ArmLegHandWhat!
Remember.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
Enjoy our little slice of Heaven.
I would like to know if the Bloody Mary lived up to the garnishes? I've had them where they spent so much time on dressing it up they forgot to make a great Bloody. Some shitty store bought mix and vodka. So disappointing. Like the carpet not matching the drapes.
Remember.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
Enjoy our little slice of Heaven.
I would like to know if the Bloody Mary lived up to the garnishes? I've had them where they spent so much time on dressing it up they forgot to make a great Bloody. Some shitty store bought mix and vodka. So disappointing. Like the carpet not matching the drapes.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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ArmLegHandWhat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:56 pmI'm that guy who likes to sit off to the side and enjoy my drink alone. Never one for much conversation (good or bad), I'll say a friendly word or two if cornered however, perhaps more if I drink enough lol.
Gin and tonics
Kentucky bourbons neat
Blood Mary's
Manhattans
Mimosas
Dirty Martinis
Light beer
As for that beautiful tasty overloaded catastrophe, I ate every bit of it
Welcome Fellow Drunkard! I love Bloody Mary's and Dirty Martini's as well. It's a real treat for me as I usually only get them at bars. Too lazy to make them myself at home. BTW...It's a good thing there's a cucumber in that Bloody Mary. Otherwise it may have been considered unhealthy.
Okole maluna!
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Welcome aboard, you make me hungry. I can`t even tell what`s all that garnish, maybe a slize of pizza is missing
Drink!
- ReverendJesus
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Hi! I'm Reverend Jesus. After a stellar drinking career in Korea, Germany, Iraq, and most of the contiguous US, I left the Drunks' Club (a/k/a: the US Military) with three ambitions: a job with no heavy lifting, long hair, and copious consumption of recreational cannabis. Fortunately, living in Seattle is conducive to all three of these, and now I find myself sitting pretty as the IT dude for a local branch of a nationwide liquor distributor (best job ever, by the way -- "thank for helping me with that computer issue" usually comes with a bottle of wine, whiskey, or Jägermeister).
~Rev. Jesus "H" Christ
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Episkopos, Flying Squirrels on Fire Cabal (Inc).
Ordained Minister, Church of the Latter-Day Dude
Minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Reverend, United Church of Bacon
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Clergy, Spiritual Humanist Church
Reverend, Open Ministry
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HMGMA #D-1-10535-13
Episkopos, Flying Squirrels on Fire Cabal (Inc).
Ordained Minister, Church of the Latter-Day Dude
Minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Reverend, United Church of Bacon
Minister, Universal Life Church
Clergy, Spiritual Humanist Church
Reverend, Open Ministry
Member, Satanic Temple
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That's quite a list of credentials there Rev. Most notable for me are the Hack Master Game Master and the Dudeist Priest. I'm a Gamer and a Dudeist Priest my ownself.ReverendJesus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:25 pmHi! I'm Reverend Jesus. After a stellar drinking career in Korea, Germany, Iraq, and most of the contiguous US, I left the Drunks' Club (a/k/a: the US Military) with three ambitions: a job with no heavy lifting, long hair, and copious consumption of recreational cannabis. Fortunately, living in Seattle is conducive to all three of these, and now I find myself sitting pretty as the IT dude for a local branch of a nationwide liquor distributor (best job ever, by the way -- "thank for helping me with that computer issue" usually comes with a bottle of wine, whiskey, or Jägermeister).
Welcome aboard. Remember, post drunk, post often, post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Thanks! TBH, I think my most qualifying credential -- for this crowd, anyway -- would be the Public Intox charge I got in Frankfurt (do you know how drunk you have to be before they pick you off the street in Germany‽)
~Rev. Jesus "H" Christ
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Minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Reverend, Open Ministry
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Episkopos, Flying Squirrels on Fire Cabal (Inc).
Ordained Minister, Church of the Latter-Day Dude
Minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Reverend, United Church of Bacon
Minister, Universal Life Church
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I've never been there myself, but my brother Bubblez, was while in the Air Force. Germany I mean. The middle son was at Ramstein for a bit. Shoulda got over there then. Ah well. I can always visit Oett and Donald J. Drunk someday.ReverendJesus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:01 pmThanks! TBH, I think my most qualifying credential -- for this crowd, anyway -- would be the Public Intox charge I got in Frankfurt (do you know how drunk you have to be before they pick you off the street in Germany‽)
In short I've heard stories. So yeah you'd have to be pretty throttled.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- ArmLegHandWhat
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That thing, which some would call a "bloody marry" could uplift Jesus given there's enough Vodka in there (which there was)
Yeah, dimestore bloody marry mixes rarely pan out well, luckily this thing was handcrafted.
Happy Holiday!
Yeah, dimestore bloody marry mixes rarely pan out well, luckily this thing was handcrafted.
Happy Holiday!
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The bold italicized part makes me joyous beyond words.ArmLegHandWhat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:26 pmThat thing, which some would call a "bloody marry" could uplift Jesus given there's enough Vodka in there (which there was)
Yeah, dimestore bloody marry mixes rarely pan out well, luckily this thing was handcrafted.
Happy Holiday!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Happy you liked it :)Patchez wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:39 pmThe bold italicized part makes me joyous beyond words.ArmLegHandWhat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:26 pmThat thing, which some would call a "bloody marry" could uplift Jesus given there's enough Vodka in there (which there was)
Yeah, dimestore bloody marry mixes rarely pan out well, luckily this thing was handcrafted.
Happy Holiday!
luckily this thing was handcrafted
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- mistah willies
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Nice.ArmLegHandWhat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:04 pmHuge fan of MDM. Have been for at least 5 years. About the only sane outlet left out there!!
Welcome to you two new Modern Drunkards.ReverendJesus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:25 pmHi! I'm Reverend Jesus. After a stellar drinking career in Korea, Germany, Iraq, and most of the contiguous US, I left the Drunks' Club (a/k/a: the US Military) with three ambitions: a job with no heavy lifting, long hair, and copious consumption of recreational cannabis. Fortunately, living in Seattle is conducive to all three of these, and now I find myself sitting pretty as the IT dude for a local branch of a nationwide liquor distributor (best job ever, by the way -- "thank for helping me with that computer issue" usually comes with a bottle of wine, whiskey, or Jägermeister).
Well met indeed.
You've discovered a safe cove from the stormy ocean of DRY tears; rain that falls from those who don't know how to enjoy themselves. They simply want everyone else to feel as poorly as they appear to do.
Never mind that.
I'll take shot of whatever is your choice from the old rule: Newcomers buy the first round.
Drink!
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- soberasajudge
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Hello from across the pond. An American drunkard currently living in the UK. Cheers to you all!
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Welcome! And cheers. New guy buys, so I'll take a double Jameson, neat.soberasajudge wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:33 amHello from across the pond. An American drunkard currently living in the UK. Cheers to you all!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Welcome Soberasajudge. I'll have a Captain Morgan. And since nobody has said it yet, Post drunk, post often, and post drunk often.soberasajudge wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:33 amHello from across the pond. An American drunkard currently living in the UK. Cheers to you all!
Wait. Or is it post often drunk? Drink and post. A lot.
DRINK!