This is why I chose to stay in and watch episodes of Zane Lamprey's Four Sheets and drink in solitude. I woke up on New Year's in bed with my wife sarcastically remarking that I had "finally found the bed."
Apparently I had been discovered several times, in several places, asleep in the house. I think one place was a bathroom, I guess.
I didn't ask, just fixed a tequila sunrise and screw driver and started the new year off right.
Amateur Night is Here
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Re: Amateur Night is Here
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Amateur Night is Here
That night is upon us
when from bars I do steer clear
'cause this is the usual evening
when amateurs ring in the year.
They pack our favorite locals.
they shout and scream and yell
they are the killers of my buzz
and I'd rather sit in Hell.
They always travel in packs
of four or eight or ten
and act like the party starts
the minute they walk in.
They love to order stupid drinks,
blended, and colorful too
and they never stop with the high fives
until this year is through.
Amateurs are fucking retarded
with the way they celebrate
with shots of cinnamon whisky
and vodka that tastes like cake.
But twenty twenty is different,
much to my delight
the bars are all still locked down
there is no Amateur Night tonight.
when from bars I do steer clear
'cause this is the usual evening
when amateurs ring in the year.
They pack our favorite locals.
they shout and scream and yell
they are the killers of my buzz
and I'd rather sit in Hell.
They always travel in packs
of four or eight or ten
and act like the party starts
the minute they walk in.
They love to order stupid drinks,
blended, and colorful too
and they never stop with the high fives
until this year is through.
Amateurs are fucking retarded
with the way they celebrate
with shots of cinnamon whisky
and vodka that tastes like cake.
But twenty twenty is different,
much to my delight
the bars are all still locked down
there is no Amateur Night tonight.
DRINK!
Re: Amateur Night is Here
Good one!
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You are a poet that doesn't know it. Cheers!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:19 pmThat night is upon us
...
there is no Amateur Night tonight.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Amateur Night is Here
Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:19 pmThat night is upon us
when from bars I do steer clear
'cause this is the usual evening
when amateurs ring in the year.
They pack our favorite locals.
they shout and scream and yell
they are the killers of my buzz
and I'd rather sit in Hell.
They always travel in packs
of four or eight or ten
and act like the party starts
the minute they walk in.
They love to order stupid drinks,
blended, and colorful too
and they never stop with the high fives
until this year is through.
Amateurs are fucking retarded
with the way they celebrate
with shots of cinnamon whisky
and vodka that tastes like cake.
But twenty twenty is different,
much to my delight
the bars are all still locked down
there is no Amateur Night tonight.
Amen, brother.
Yes indeed
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Re: Amateur Night is Here
we sold out of fireball minis again. jUST ORDERED a case last week
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
Re: Amateur Night is Here
We order 30 cases of the double Fireballs at a time.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:07 pmwe sold out of fireball minis again. jUST ORDERED a case last week
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I do about 10 cases/ week/3 of them minis.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:14 pmWe order 30 cases of the double Fireballs at a time.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:07 pmwe sold out of fireball minis again. jUST ORDERED a case last week
why do millennials drink minis?
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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They're either smuggling them or genuinely think it's a cheaper alternative.
One thing I've noticed picking up a lot more recently is people asking for sleeves of minis, sometimes multiple ones at that.
This is rather cumbersome because I have to trust everyone not to steal a bunch of shit while I'm rummaging through the back wareroom.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I've seen Fireball minis in 10 packs at one grocery store. There's a display in the beer aisle. I don't get it I was under the impression having beer and liquor under one roof was too convenient. Or maybe it would be bad for liquor stores. Damned if I know. But seriously they're only selling one kind of liquor and it's fucking Fireball cinnamon crap? We're all doomed.