What kind of "Florida Man/woman " are you?
Simply do a Google search including your birthday month and day AND "a florida man" or "a florida woman"
A Florida Man...
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Re: A Florida Man...
Florida man, Florida man
Does whatever
Calififornia man can't
Is he inbred or just lead fed?
Florida man...
Does whatever
Calififornia man can't
Is he inbred or just lead fed?
Florida man...
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Well I be Goin' Down To Florida, and anyone cannot tell me what I would not, should not or could not do.
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I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida...
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I apparently stole what I thought were pain pills but later turned out to be laxatives. This was a moving experience. Thank you.
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And aaalll the Internet awards go to you sir..
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Man carries alligator into beer store in Florida
The beer and alligator part isn't shocking but uh... I'm a dude?
The beer and alligator part isn't shocking but uh... I'm a dude?
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Re: A Florida Man...
Florida man is arrested after exercising naked at Planet Fitness, claiming it was a ' judgment free zone '.
Florida man found with syringes up rectum denies they were his.
While burning leaves in his backyard, Florida man asks police "so did you guys find all my pot?"
Florida man accused of harassing children says he can't remember because he always has 18-20 beers before talking to children.
Florida man arrested for high speed police chase inside Walmart on a Little Rascal scooter.
Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with kindness; has a machete named "kindness".
Florida man found with syringes up rectum denies they were his.
While burning leaves in his backyard, Florida man asks police "so did you guys find all my pot?"
Florida man accused of harassing children says he can't remember because he always has 18-20 beers before talking to children.
Florida man arrested for high speed police chase inside Walmart on a Little Rascal scooter.
Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with kindness; has a machete named "kindness".
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Re: A Florida Man...
oettinger wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 12:36 pmI lost my shorts while breaking into car dealership
Accurate!
I thought this was you.
https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2019/06/ ... nhunt.html
Re: A Florida Man...
7 hours and 10 years too lateSammy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:44 amoettinger wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 12:36 pmI lost my shorts while breaking into car dealership
Accurate!
I thought this was you.
https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2019/06/ ... nhunt.html
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Re: A Florida Man...
Florida. I knew there was a reason I don't want to live there. Well, besides the insects, extreme heat and humidity, and gators.
Come to think of it, I just described most of TX. Not as many gators though but we make up for it in fire ants and poisonous snakes.
Come to think of it, I just described most of TX. Not as many gators though but we make up for it in fire ants and poisonous snakes.
Re: A Florida Man...
You have to wonder why more people don`t live in the dakotas. Is it the winters?
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