Geez,I think you like me. Why else do you follow me around and comment on everyone of my posts. Tell you what, you come see me at work and I'll slap the gay right out of you and make a man out of you. I'll even let you buy me a drink or two. Or, are you the class clown of the board, big tough guy behind a keyboard. I have enough regulars that come in but for you I'll give you your own seat, right up close and personal, see if you could last a full set with me in your face before you shoot a load in your pants. Yes, I'm that sexy!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:46 amIt thinks people telling drunk stories about going "Commando" on the board is offensive to new drunkard members (and gay men for whatever reason) and yet it thinks a triple X porn thread is completely unoffensive.
The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
Been there, done that.....more than once!
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Uhhh okay I will come see you at work but you have to buy me a sex change op first cuz I'm a woman married to a drunkard on this board so it's physically impossible for you to make a man out of me much less, for me to shoot a load in my pants you fucking nitwit.MissFit wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:51 pmGeez,I think you like me. Why else do you follow me around and comment on everyone of my posts. Tell you what, you come see me at work and I'll slap the gay right out of you and make a man out of you. I'll even let you buy me a drink or two. Or, are you the class clown of the board, big tough guy behind a keyboard. I have enough regulars that come in but for you I'll give you your own seat, right up close and personal, see if you could last a full set with me in your face before you shoot a load in your pants. Yes, I'm that sexy!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:46 amIt thinks people telling drunk stories about going "Commando" on the board is offensive to new drunkard members (and gay men for whatever reason) and yet it thinks a triple X porn thread is completely unoffensive.
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I must agree with the fat idiot. Don't treat it like a stray cat. It feeds off attention. Stop feeding it and it will go away. It's not very smart, it's not any fun, and it's annoying. Just let it go away. It will get hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. Who the fuck cares?
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Agreed. It will never go away until it's banned. Is it finally time, fellow drunkards? Can I wait until it buys me a sex change op first before we ban it???
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Yeah, I tried to make a man out of her once too.MissFit wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:51 pmGeez,I think you like me. Why else do you follow me around and comment on everyone of my posts. Tell you what, you come see me at work and I'll slap the gay right out of you and make a man out of you. I'll even let you buy me a drink or two. Or, are you the class clown of the board, big tough guy behind a keyboard. I have enough regulars that come in but for you I'll give you your own seat, right up close and personal, see if you could last a full set with me in your face before you shoot a load in your pants. Yes, I'm that sexy!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:46 amIt thinks people telling drunk stories about going "Commando" on the board is offensive to new drunkard members (and gay men for whatever reason) and yet it thinks a triple X porn thread is completely unoffensive.
Dumbass.
Seriously, did your mom try gassing you in the womb with carbon monoxide or something? Most people have to work at being as stupid as you, but you make it look so effortless.
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
I was about to say, uhhh...yeah, Artful would do that. She'd show up at the bar with her goddamn knuckles wrapped and pint of vodka in her back pocket. What exactly are you asking for?MissFit wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:51 pmGeez,I think you like me. Why else do you follow me around and comment on everyone of my posts. Tell you what, you come see me at work and I'll slap the gay right out of you and make a man out of you. I'll even let you buy me a drink or two. Or, are you the class clown of the board, big tough guy behind a keyboard. I have enough regulars that come in but for you I'll give you your own seat, right up close and personal, see if you could last a full set with me in your face before you shoot a load in your pants. Yes, I'm that sexy!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:46 amIt thinks people telling drunk stories about going "Commando" on the board is offensive to new drunkard members (and gay men for whatever reason) and yet it thinks a triple X porn thread is completely unoffensive.
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
First, being new year how would I know you're a woman? I offered a drink or two but being a cunt you want more, no wonder your husband drinks heavily.Uhhh okay I will come see you at work but you have to buy me a sex change op first cuz I'm a woman married to a drunkard on this board so it's physically impossible for you to make a man out of me much less, for me to shoot a load in my pants you fucking nitwit.
Ahh, now I see the reality of your hostility...I'm the new, sexy, young, good looking woman and you're more than likely old, fat and ugly and I have invaded your space where you seek approval and friendships. Move along sister...here's a forum more your speed,
https://www.3fatchicks.com/forum/
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Well beings how you were waaaay off on thinking Badfellow and I are gay dudes, your opinion has zero validity whatsoever because you have proven you have no idea wtf you are talking about. You are so out of your element, it's embarrassing!
Well you see, we don't have to create pretend relationships and fake life stories like you do because we aren't retarded. We have actual RL friendships on this board. THAT is why WE are here. You still haven't answered Badfellow's question as to why YOU are here???
LOL okay. Right after you do, "sister".
DUH! We ALL do except you! Again, that's why WE are here. That and drinking. What's your excuse for being here again???
Jeeze. And just when I thought you couldn't get even more embarrassingly stupid...wow. Somebody put it out of it's misery already.
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Yeah! Another one of your boring fake stories!
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Nah. It's a troll fight. Any bets on who will lose?
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
Well, you do have a monopoly on the ban button.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:14 amNah. It's a troll fight. Any bets on who will lose?
Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
You embarrass yourself every time you post. So, you don't create pretend relationships or fake life stories? Just think about that statement, and if need be, ask another member that you trust, to point out the irony of your statement.we don't have to create pretend relationships and fake life stories
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I`m trustworthy I think. We married almost to the date a year ago. Nothing fake.MissFit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:11 amYou embarrass yourself every time you post. So, you don't create pretend relationships or fake life stories? Just think about that statement, and if need be, ask another member that you trust, to point out the irony of your statement.we don't have to create pretend relationships and fake life stories
Sorry Missdicks, you are embarrassing. And you embarrass all pole dancers in florida too. Do you think anyone reading this will ever enter a strip club in that state again? I bet they kicked you out of the sluttin suckin n dancin union for that very reason years ago.
Aren`t you jobless now anyway? I bet the corona virus spread right from your snatch
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