^ ^ ^ Should we H.Dubya? I mean for real, there is a "drunktective" *hiccup* on the board... that's like, the Barney Fife of drunkard police.
Welcome to the drunk squad btw. Chin chin!
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- Artful Drunktective
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Okole maluna!
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- Booze Head
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Hi Hennessy Williams. I'm new here too and am still trying to get my feet under me.Hennessy Williams wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:07 pmAYO, AYO
Who in here drinkin and who in here fuckin'
cos a mothafucka high and I'm about to do both, fr fr
What's up from the southside of the real side
Since you are the new guy, I guess you are buying the round. I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea, please.
- Pat Magroin
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Hola bitches...I am stuck in the house and have been on the internet for 11 hours so far and landed here. No work for me becuz this virus thing. So I sit home drinking lots of Gallo beers and smoking some weed. Anyone else in the world not doing this is a pendejo. I'm looking for cooking recipes that use liqur and weed anyone can help me?
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
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Welcome Pat,
I would never ever cook my precious booze. The weed though, for sure
I would never ever cook my precious booze. The weed though, for sure
Drink!
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Maybe you didn't understand. I was looking for new recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it.
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
- Artful Drunktective
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I got my "I" on this one. It's sounding like a "revival" to me. *looks at watch and yawns*
Okole maluna!
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Didn`t Michael Jordan say "There`s no "I" in drink alot"?
Drink!
- mistah willies
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Oh my. I like to eat and sometimes I have to go in "there" to where the food is in order get the food and i dont think I canrememeber the way to cook foodafteri cam not drunk againsotheres thatDick McLicky wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:08 pmMaybe you didn't understand, you god damn sun of a bitch retard. I was looking for some new fucking recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it, the food not the weed.
but as for smokingweeditjust makesmehyngryand theneverythigtastes- pretty good and I will even fatter. I don't needhelpwithb thtbecausei'm afraidtogooutside and so I just sitinfrontof screenss. Bored nad growing fatter.
SO any help would be cool
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Hello All,
It’s Rick O’Shea and I’m here to drink your Whiskey and kiss your Women... I’m a little on edge but a good Rye can calm me down. If I’m buying what are yee little fuckers drink’n? I’ve only a couple of quarters so first com first served
It’s Rick O’Shea and I’m here to drink your Whiskey and kiss your Women... I’m a little on edge but a good Rye can calm me down. If I’m buying what are yee little fuckers drink’n? I’ve only a couple of quarters so first com first served
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Hey Rick. You already know Badfellow and Rye & Coke. You may have met others on Skype too. Glad to see you here. I already know you have good taste in booze, so I'll have what you're having.
Absinthe?
Absinthe?
DRINK!
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Only a couple of quarters? Guess it will have to be some pruno, then.
And welcome.
And welcome.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Love me some absinthe!!!
Puno is no bueno... I had a change of luck, I found the twenty bucks I thought I lost under the sofa... I’m feeling like a hundredaire and I just don’t care where we go or what we spend. so feel free to supersize...
Puno is no bueno... I had a change of luck, I found the twenty bucks I thought I lost under the sofa... I’m feeling like a hundredaire and I just don’t care where we go or what we spend. so feel free to supersize...
- Rye and Coke
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Welcome Rick, pull up to the bar. Just remember to stay six feet apart.Rick O’shea wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2020 12:19 pmHello All,
It’s Rick O’Shea and I’m here to drink your Whiskey and kiss your Women... I’m a little on edge but a good Rye can calm me down. If I’m buying what are yee little fuckers drink’n? I’ve only a couple of quarters so first com first served
Not for any social distancing reasons.
It's just that some of us get a little windmillish when we drink. Drunk, I look like the little drum Daniel San patterned himself after in the climax of Karate Kid 3; just swinging away like a maniac.
Cheers!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- Rye and Coke
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With all the talk of pruno on this board, I'm horrified at the thought that someone may have actually tried it.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'