I'll stand on the other side as a wooden IndianArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 11:23 pmStand outside the door acting and dressed like the British Queen's Guard.
Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Pay for a case of Beam with pennies. Mostly Canadian. Unrolled.
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I was thinking something similar. Drop 4000 pennies on the floor, say "oooops" and promptly leave. But Canadian? That's pretty low, man.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:27 amPay for a case of Beam with pennies. Mostly Canadian. Unrolled.
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Open a beer to drink while I peruse the entire inventory. If Nausea protests, I'll offer him one too. When finished looking around, I'll inquire about something they don't carry, and then leave in a huff.
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Stage a BLM protest in front of the malt liquor cooler.
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Put one of these out front and ride on it while drinking straight from the bottle.
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Or ride this one next to the wooden Injun:
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Wait until the boss is in, then walk up to Nausea and accuse him of getting my 14 year old special needs daughter pregnant.
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^ ^ ^ Also at the same time when the boss walks in and all that is going down, send a Strip-o-Gram.
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Nausea loves to ride old Mustang Sandy whenever he gets a quart of Kentucky Deluxe down the hatch. It appeals to his masculine cowboy side which we don't get to see too often.
Why stop at Strip-o-Gram when you can send a gaggle of lot lizards? Sprinkle in a few Vegas crack whores, maybe one of the Spice Girls for good measure.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:47 am^ ^ ^ Also at the same time when the boss walks in and all that is going down, send a Strip-o-Gram.
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Hire an all-male Spice Girls cover band to greet the incoming customers. Pay "Posh Spice" to kick every tenth customer in the groinal region as they leave.
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Ask if he has a mop. When he asks why, start throwing up.
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Grab as many whiskey shooters as I can and run like hell.
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Place a half dozen of these in hard to find locations.
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