Sometimes I really want to order a frou-frou cocktail at a bar but I don't because it's kinda embarrassing.
One time I was at a bar in a Mexican restaurant by myself killing time waiting for my take-out order and I ordered a Corona margarita not knowing exactly what it was. The bartender brought me a huge fishbowl margarita with one of those tiny Corona bottles upside down sticking out of it. I was mortified sitting there by myself sheepishly looking around with that ginormous concoction in front of me. If I was with friends, no big deal, but by myself? Hello alcoholic chick! But of course I drank it and it was really good.
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Okole maluna!
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You should never feel embarrassed for ordering anything you want to drink. Embrace it.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:38 amSometimes I really want to order a frou-frou cocktail at a bar but I don't because it's kinda embarrassing.
One time I was at a bar in a Mexican restaurant by myself killing time waiting for my take-out order and I ordered a Corona margarita not knowing exactly what it was. The bartender brought me a huge fishbowl margarita with one of those tiny Corona bottles upside down sticking out of it. I was mortified sitting there by myself sheepishly looking around with that ginormous concoction in front of me. If I was with friends, no big deal, but by myself? Hello alcoholic chick! But of course I drank it and it was really good.
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Sage advice as I am embarrassed about a lot of things that I still embrace.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:30 pm
You should never feel embarrassed for ordering anything you want to drink. Embrace it.
Okole maluna!
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You're referring to Oett aren't you? Go on. You can say it. We're all thinking it.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:04 pmSage advice as I am embarrassed about a lot of things that I still embrace.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:30 pm
You should never feel embarrassed for ordering anything you want to drink. Embrace it.
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I say it's the Mettbrötchen. I think she secretly likes it.
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All of the above is correct. I mean, this is the true confessions thread...
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I confess that I am not actually antisocial.
I just like my drivers license better.
Cheers drivers that still have a license.
I just like my drivers license better.
Cheers drivers that still have a license.
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You don't need a drivers license for a jetpack. It's true, I looked into it.machinehead wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:55 pmI confess that I am not actually antisocial.
I just like my drivers license better.
Cheers drivers that still have a license.
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I cry every time I hear Gn'R's "November Rain"
I secretly like olive loaf bologna. Also the cheese bologna. And fried bologna, fck it!
I have left candles burning unattended.
I secretly like olive loaf bologna. Also the cheese bologna. And fried bologna, fck it!
I have left candles burning unattended.
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Sometimes when I'm drunk and I've lit a cigar but need to go to sink the Bismarck... I take the cigar with me.
Fuck!
Ok, sometimes, I take it with me when I'm undrunk too!
Fuck!
Ok, sometimes, I take it with me when I'm undrunk too!
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I rarely buy lunch meat but when I do I buy bologna. Usually Wunderbar bologna. I am addicted to it's salty high fat goodness.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:16 amI cry every time I hear Gn'R's "November Rain".
I secretly like olive loaf bologna. Also the cheese bologna. And fried bologna, fck it!
I have left candles burning unattended.
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Someone stole my car, so now the body in the trunk is their problem.
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Ha! So that is like having a turd in both ends at the same time.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:27 amSometimes when I'm drunk and I've lit a cigar but need to go to sink the Bismarck... I take the cigar with me.
Fuck!
Ok, sometimes, I take it with me when I'm undrunk too!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I confess I gassed myself not once but twice at work today. It was horrendous. If we had wall paper it would have peeled off. Those of you with diets high in beans, garlic and beer will know what I mean. It wasn't the brightest thing to do but it happened.