Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
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Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Jimmy invented the Long Island Iced Tea, on a dare.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
GM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request. This was after his 17th DUI arrest, in his Olds 88.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Jimmy Lester can lick my balls. Chocolate salty balls.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Jimmy Lester was born under the zodiac sign of a cigarette smoking monkey giving the middle finger.
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Jimmy has not adopted the metric system as a unit of standard measurement. Therefore, The US has not adopted the metric system as a unit of standard measurement.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Jimmy's family Crest depicts the image of a dagger and a salt shaker.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Within 24 hours after getting an ass beating by Jimmy, it's customary to send him a "thank you" card.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
I find Jimmy's posts witty and insightful.
I'm so full of shit it's scary.
I'm so full of shit it's scary.
Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
My mother asked me to show her where Jimmy (mo)Lester touched me as a child.
I couldn't help but cry.
I couldn't help but cry.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
If he were to slurr your name, you would feel compelled to change it.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
That is fucked. Fuck him.Graham Stephenson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:37 pmGM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
We keep him around because he's the token board troll.
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Re: Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World
Yeah after he crashed his Delta '88.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:34 amThat is fucked. Fuck him.Graham Stephenson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:37 pmGM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request.
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NOT THE DELTA!
"Oh no baby, not you too".
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