Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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I had to wash shit off my cat`s legs. That wasn`t fun at all
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It was dried up already. Sprinkling shit stained litter everywhere too
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I had to go to check on a flat a romanian women left after living there for only half a year.
She dissapeared to gipsymania and stopped paying rent.
Her cousin allegedly cleaned the flat.
It`s littered with garbage. Lamps and bathroom mirrors were stolen. It looks like junkies lived there.
There is a bathrobe in the toilet.
There was entrance to the attic. More garbage up there.
If I really tried hard I`d come up with maybe half that trash over the span of six months. Yikes
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She dissapeared to gipsymania and stopped paying rent.
Her cousin allegedly cleaned the flat.
It`s littered with garbage. Lamps and bathroom mirrors were stolen. It looks like junkies lived there.
There is a bathrobe in the toilet.
There was entrance to the attic. More garbage up there.
If I really tried hard I`d come up with maybe half that trash over the span of six months. Yikes
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I lost a pack of smokes and a lighter somewhere in this house
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20
And I won the dart game four to two. We were to wasted to make it to 20
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^^^ Found the smokes on the nightstand, no idea how they got there since I usually don`t smoke in bed
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12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!
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Yep, the neighborhood was totally deteriorating. We sold it at less than we could have got from living as hidden squatters in our home, always on edge, waiting for sudden seller drop-ins. The Russian who bought the house...Poor bastard. I think he is probably taking a bath. Much of our old street has been bought up by him. We did well by he deal. Poor Vlad bought a bit of a pig in a poke.
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Today was fairly boring. Work was slow and I snuck out an hour early. Now I'm drinking beer and listening to classical music and everything is much nicer now. Cheers.
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Too drunk to die fast
Yeah Saturday should be re-named "oh that in between day"
Yeah Saturday should be re-named "oh that in between day"
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Bagpipes and nasty little dogs
Day and night, the little dogs next door yelp and scream. Not your normal dog barks, oh no. More like whimper whine eeeeee high scream. Kind of like if you took Paris Hilton's tiny poodle and shoved a hairbrush up its ass and then quickly yanked it out.
Well, you have to admit, you'd make that sound too.
Anyway, I love bagpipe music. When I was a little girl, when I heard it on the television, I was entranced. Perhaps twenty years passed, and I found a bagpipe cd in a bin and bought it, listened to it, loved it, but found one thing that puzzled me. How, after all that effort to get the darn thing going, and play your song, how was it that when the music ended, it came to a dead stop. Bam! Sudden silence. I mean, shouldn't there have been a bit of a wind-down?
Perhaps somebody shot the piper. I mean, there are people out there who loathe bagpipe music, though I am sure I would not like to know them.
So, anyway, back to the farking dogs. They were in full scream, and I just could not take it anymore. So I put on some lovely jazz; Billy Taylor. But I could not enjoy the music, because of the dogs. The sad thing is, they are left outside day and night and so of course they cry. I bet if I brought them inside our house and fed them and put on some music they would just relax and calm down and never cry or scream. Goes without saying that they would sleep inside at night, on soft cushions.
So, I still needed to work. I put on one of my most favorite bagpipe albums, and settled down. All was well. I got a lot of work done. When the record ended, the dogs were quiet and at peace. (I peeked over the fence--I had to know.) They may have sung along with the record, but I don't know. I wonder how the azzhole neighbors liked the concert? I wish I had real evidence to report them to the SPCA.
I love bagpipe music. I hate my neighbors.
Oops, let's make this Modern Drunkard relevannt. I had a Tiki cocktail* while TRYING to listen to Martin Denny, and then I switched to Bourbon Perrier. With a nice chicken salad, because you gotta eat. Even if you are at the age that you only grow sideways.
* Watch TikiTv
Well, you have to admit, you'd make that sound too.
Anyway, I love bagpipe music. When I was a little girl, when I heard it on the television, I was entranced. Perhaps twenty years passed, and I found a bagpipe cd in a bin and bought it, listened to it, loved it, but found one thing that puzzled me. How, after all that effort to get the darn thing going, and play your song, how was it that when the music ended, it came to a dead stop. Bam! Sudden silence. I mean, shouldn't there have been a bit of a wind-down?
Perhaps somebody shot the piper. I mean, there are people out there who loathe bagpipe music, though I am sure I would not like to know them.
So, anyway, back to the farking dogs. They were in full scream, and I just could not take it anymore. So I put on some lovely jazz; Billy Taylor. But I could not enjoy the music, because of the dogs. The sad thing is, they are left outside day and night and so of course they cry. I bet if I brought them inside our house and fed them and put on some music they would just relax and calm down and never cry or scream. Goes without saying that they would sleep inside at night, on soft cushions.
So, I still needed to work. I put on one of my most favorite bagpipe albums, and settled down. All was well. I got a lot of work done. When the record ended, the dogs were quiet and at peace. (I peeked over the fence--I had to know.) They may have sung along with the record, but I don't know. I wonder how the azzhole neighbors liked the concert? I wish I had real evidence to report them to the SPCA.
I love bagpipe music. I hate my neighbors.
Oops, let's make this Modern Drunkard relevannt. I had a Tiki cocktail* while TRYING to listen to Martin Denny, and then I switched to Bourbon Perrier. With a nice chicken salad, because you gotta eat. Even if you are at the age that you only grow sideways.
* Watch TikiTv
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Talking about dogs:
Had to shower Rambo´s butt, it was full of doggarhea, earlier the big cat slaughtered a mouse, then the small cat had catarhea.
Then it was my turn...
Yikes what a morning
Had to shower Rambo´s butt, it was full of doggarhea, earlier the big cat slaughtered a mouse, then the small cat had catarhea.
Then it was my turn...
Yikes what a morning
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