That`s some tiny ass Schnitzels DB, laughable.
Did they cut one normal sized into three Schnitzelnuggets?
Cause of death: Choked to death trying to swallow DB`s Schnitznuggets in the whole
RIP Oettinger
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Re: RIP Oettinger
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Exactly as you just recently said, "Like a big, white carp that jumped outta the Wupper (local river) up onto the bank".Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:07 amArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:23 am
* Drowning in the lake near Badfellow's cabin from one hit of weed combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
He didn’t so much drown as he did flubber around for a while on his back in three inches of lake water. We had to keep the buzzards and the seagulls at bay until he was finally able to right himself.
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I don't what the hell is going on but damn I want some schnitzel now
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Reminds me of that one TV show The Schnitzelist starring David Hasselhoff. What sort of schnitzel adventure will he get into this week?
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Those wacky Germans would watch anything starring the SchnitzHoff. After all, he is Germany's most beloved national treasure.
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Schnitzelwatch: starring David Schnitzelhoff and Pamela Lee Schnitzelson.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
I'm pretty damned hungry and have no plan and this thread is not helping and neither is this run-on sentence.
I think it might have to be spaghetti carbonara, which I learned to make from the virtuoso bassist Davie504.
I think it might have to be spaghetti carbonara, which I learned to make from the virtuoso bassist Davie504.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Another one bites the dust. The mortality rate around here is rising. It's too fucking sad. I pretty much give up at this point.
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Thankfully Lady Savage no, oett didn't pass. It's just an sick joke of a thread. It reminds me of that Golden Girls episode where Sophia fakes her death so she can see what people say about her at her own funeral.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Yeah, DearBooze created this thread. He better comes up with a very nice honorific speech at my funeral now!
I`ll watch it on youtube later
I`ll watch it on youtube later
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Ooooh, so this is what you all were talking about... I'm still confused.
So to calm my nerves, I'm raising a glass of vodka, ice, and muddled lemon slices (which I now call The Oettinger™) in his honor
I see his ghost is even posting in remembrance.
Damn, we lost a lot of people in 2020.
So to calm my nerves, I'm raising a glass of vodka, ice, and muddled lemon slices (which I now call The Oettinger™) in his honor
I see his ghost is even posting in remembrance.
Damn, we lost a lot of people in 2020.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'