chef boyardee chicken alfredo
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
What, you don’t brush your teeth with Colgate "fresh mint" flavored beef lasagne like regular people?
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
What in holy hell is this?!?! Colgate? WTHscream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:32 pm
The only lasagna proven to fight cavities and the gum disease gingivitus.
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^^^ Apparently in the 80's they tried something called Colgate Frozen Entrees. Didn't catch on. Surprise!
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
I remember that line of frozen entrees. The quality was somewhere between Encore and Alpo. In fact, I think they used beef Alpo… thought it tasted familiar. But that garnish of fresh basil leaf on top is a bald faced lie. Shit wasn’t no Stouffer’s, I can tell you that.
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Never had one but something tells me the "riccotta" may have been toothpaste based.
It's a shame Listerine never went ahead with a line of frozen soups. They might've sold one.
It's a shame Listerine never went ahead with a line of frozen soups. They might've sold one.
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hahahaha listerine chicken soup
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There just really should be a thread dedicated to SPAM.
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I bet the finished product out of the microwawe doesn`t look as enticing
But it`s still fun to make!
But it`s still fun to make!
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Drunk me might not scoff at that as much as undrunk me.
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Add pepperoni or bacon and cheese stuff the biscuit. Drunk munchie heaven.
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It's a southern surprise alright!
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Have you ever tried farming possums?
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Your source for the finest possum meat since the Big Twister of ‘74.
Taste the difference! Our possums are certified organic, humanely shed-raised and rabies free. Always fresh and delicious, we offer whole possum as well as a variety of your favorite possum cuts including possum loin and thick cut, bone-in possum chops ready for the grill. And don’t forget our famous possum sausage and possum jerky sure to make your mouth water! Our possum is fucking awesome!
You can buy our products in the alley behind The Hole, or look for a tan Oldsmobile Delta 88 lurking around the playground and a guy in a poncho hawking shit out of the trunk. We also offer certified organic car stereos.
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